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Offline Big Dog

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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2013, 02:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Carl on October 26, 2013, 02:41:43 PM
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5. Yep. I have.

Interestingly enough, around the radius of about 3 miles, there is as follows:

A Dairy Queen
Boom Yogurt (self serve, but focused on health woo, Muscle Milk garbage, and limited to only 12 flavors)
Pinkberry (which is not self serve, and limited to 4 flavors)
An actual ice cream store called Bonnie Brae Ice Cream - been there 25 years, wonderful place to get good homemade ice cream
A self-serve overpriced (52 cents!) and poorly mixed frozen yogurt place in Cherry Creek Mall called Cherry on Top
A pretty good self-serve frozen yogurt store called Yogurt Guru, but parking is really REALLY bad.
Menchies - a chain of frozen yogurts that is often poorly mixed and tastes like crap. Probably two in my radius

Sweet jumping Jesus.

The DUmmy is in Denver. He'd have eight competitors within a 10 minute drive. He offers nothing unique, nothing to draw customers from their current yogurt suppliers. From October 1 through May 1, he will be lucky to sell enough frozen yogurt to replace the milk when it expires- much less meet overhead or repay the loan from investors.

I can't imagine why investors are not breaking down his door.
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2013, 03:22:56 PM »
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I need input, so I'm going to write the best damn introduction letter as to why I'm doing this.


You ought to get rsmithnumbers to write that letter for you.
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2013, 03:30:08 PM »
You have to know poor old Budda knows there are DUmmies for whom $500K is pocket change and the greedy SOBs won't help achieve with his dream.
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2013, 03:36:33 PM »
DUmmie had a brainstorm....anyone suggest calling FEMA?
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2013, 03:58:29 PM »
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I need input, so I'm going to write the best damn introduction letter as to why I'm doing this.

He needs to farm this job out to rsmithnumbers.

No one of less skill could ever explain this nutty idea.


DUmmy Raven, who wishes her unemployable alcoholic son could maybe get a job in DUmmy Buddha's yogurt shop:
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21. MIT and Boston College School of Business have websites
that will help you formulate a business plan.

Yeah, someone from MIT will help you, as soon as they catch their breath from laughing.


And then the DUmp's premier entrepreneuress weighs in:
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29. Food carts are the rage. Many businesses begin from them.
Can set up at farmers markets, universities, downtown, events, etc.

Low overhead. Small investment
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I guess if you don't have a cart, you could use a little red Radio Flyer wagon.

It's disappointing that the Buddha DUmmy didn't post an address where you could send your check.
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2013, 04:09:11 PM »
Hey DUmmie, if I had a half million dollars to piss away.....I'd buy a beer distributorship and get started pissing it away.
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2013, 05:08:03 PM »
I'll send some healing white light and some pics of my hands. Will that help?   :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2013, 05:24:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2013, 04:09:11 PM
Hey DUmmie, if I had a half million dollars to piss away.....I'd buy a beer distributorship and get started pissing it away.

And we'd have to start callin ya JJ jr.

http://www.solargeneral.com/jeffs-archive/black-civil-wrongs/jesse-shakedown-jackson-gets-beer-distributorship-for-son/

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Re: Primitive fishing for suckers
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2013, 05:40:27 PM »
In all fairness,this cretins business plan is probably better then most green energy companies that obozo threw millions of our dollars at.  :censored:
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