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1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but oppose welfare for people, you might be a Republican.
How about Democrats? I am sure they support corporate welfare. 2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
Libtards complain about their free speech being trampled all the time. So quit your whining. 3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.
He was not the perfect choice, but better than Obama.4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.
MSNBC is full of leftist hacks. FOX News has liberals too.5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.
Source? Never heard of Eisenhower or Reagan increasing taxes.6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.
Only crackpots would believe Sandy Hook is staged, along with 9/11, Apollo landing, etc. You got crackpots on your side who believe that.7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.
Again, leftists like tyrannical government and they were the tyrants. Does, Nazis Germany, Fascist Italy, Maoist China, Soviet Union, and Khmer Rouge ring a bell?8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
O'Reilly is not a Republican or conservative.9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied abortions, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or voting being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.
Abortion and marriage are not rights. No one is being denied the right to vote regardless of income and race. We have to show ID card for other things. Why not voting.10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.
We pay taxes to Social Security.11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.
What does Christianity or any religion have to do with politics? Not all Christians are conservatives. Some Christians are quite liberal.12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.
There are Democrats who make less than $250,000 a year. 
13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.
Libtards do that all the time.14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.
Never heard of a conservative who was a leech.15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.
Universal health care is pro-death and failure awaiting. Death penalty is for scum of humanity. They do not compare.16. If you believe that Global Warming is a hoax despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.
Earth's climate changes all the time. It is dynamic.17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.
I know conservatives who like Sponge Bob. 18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
If the unions compromised, Hostess would still be in business. Also, union leaders make a lot of money. 19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.
Obama spent more than any other President in history. 20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his elections legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.
The 2000 Election should of never went to the courts.
