Hey Guys: Rape is FUNNY!

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HarveyDarkey (3,729 posts)

10 tips to stop rape




Source: http://www.rapecrisisscotland.org.uk/campaigns/10-top-tips-to-end-rape/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022188066

Am I just a weird bastard, or is anyone else offended...very much offended by this? I wonder what Harvey would say if a list was compiled the same way, only using firearms? Hmmm. I thought about doing the list, but it's midnight, and I'm not doing it. Had to grab the thread though. Hopefully, this meme pic thingy makes Breitbart, FNC, or at least Charles Henrickson sees it so thata it could possibly make DUFU. Thread has to grow though. The femenazis are going to shit bricks.

niyad (21,497 posts)

1. k and r

and waiting for the usual suspects
 

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:52 AM

 flvegan (61,891 posts)

2. Forgot #11

As a man, if you see any of the aforementioned possibilities or you confirm someone is attempting to rape a woman, beat the everliving shit out of him. It's quite enlightening. Trust me.

That's the rest of the thread, thus far.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Except they're not trying to be funny; it's a serious campaign.

Besides, if you follow their advice then you won't need your guns.

[Vagabond]

They sure are on about this rape issue lately.  They don't notice that they simultaneously want to disarm women that could fight back.

[wasp69]

Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:52 AM

flvegan (61,891 posts)

2. Forgot #11

As a man, if you see any of the aforementioned possibilities or you confirm someone is attempting to rape a woman, beat the everliving shit out of him. It's quite enlightening. Trust me.

You probably couldn't beat your own meat, DUmmie.   

Hey, progtards, here's an idea that you won't like:  How about we don't disarm the ladies?  If they have the ability to put a rapist at room temperature, that's one that will never rape again.

Ladies, refuse to be a victim!  Arm yourselves and train as often as possible!  Do not follow the libtard lie of "just give them what they want and they won't hurt you"!  Know your rights, exercise your God given right of self protection, let your representatives know you will not allow them to make you another statistic!

[AprilRazz]

According to them anytime a man has sex with a woman it is rape.

[Celtic Rose]

Oh, haha    They are just so clever.  I mean, we all know that everyman out there is a potential rapist just waiting for his chance 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Oh, haha    They are just so clever.  I mean, we all know that everyman out there is a potential rapist just waiting for his chance 

I find it laughable how they treat people who intend evil as if they can be reasoned with.

"Use the buddy system!" Because if someone wants to commit rape his buddy will appeal to his better senses or call the cops.

Yeah. That's what been totally lacking for the last 10,000 years.

[Revolution]

Why am I still aghast that they're serious with these idiotic things, Sarge? I'm just stunned...

Nye Bevan (9,187 posts)

29. Targeting the PERPETRATORS of crime with this kind of campaign is a GREAT idea.

Last edited Mon Jan 14, 2013, 07:31 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

We need to do this not just for rape but for other crimes too.


TEN TIPS TO END MURDER

1. When you go into a convenience store, simply choose what you want to buy and pay for it. Under NO circumstances take out a gun and blow away the clerk.
 
2. Don't be tempted to kill your parents to get your inheritance sooner. Instead, learn to be patient. They will eventually die of old age.
 
3. Is your spouse annoying you, or cheating on you? Divorce is a MUCH better solution than murder.
 
4. When you see someone withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM, do NOT follow them, murder them and then steal their money.
 
5. If you are really, really angry at someone, and happen to have access to a weapon, count to 10 slowly until your anger subsides. Do not get out your weapon and murder the person you are angry at.
 
6. If you are a drugs dealer who has been stiffed on a large payment by a customer, report them to Experian or one of the other credit reporting firms. Don't murder them.
 
7. Angry at the President of the United States? Don't assassinate him. Simply vote against him in the next election!
 
8. Do you have an unhealthy obsession with a well-known celebrity? Don't stalk and murder them. Join their fan club instead. They may even send you an autographed photo.
 
9. Refrain from joining any kind of fanatical organization that advocates terrorist attacks and suicide bombings. Because that's murder. Join a more civilized club instead. How about an amateur dramatics group, or a chess club?
 
10. DON'T murder.

Figured at first "Oh this is just another DU thread with their sick humor in it. Nobody could ACTUALLY be serious with this shit..." As the old man used to say "Wrong again, white boy."   I think I actually get less intelligent the more of DU I read.

Oh, and by the way: #9...does the KKK ring a bell, DUmmies? What about the Manson family? Or possibly Jonestown where your ilk was actually convinced to kill themselves by a madman?

Yeah...you guys need to start following your own rules more to the letter.

[DumbAss Tanker]

According to them anytime a man has sex with a woman it is rape.

There certainly are some Dworkinite freaks over there who subscribe to that school of thought.

[MOKOFACE]

They sure are on about this rape issue lately.  They don't notice that they simultaneously want to disarm women that could fight back.

Somebody noticed ......
 

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Why Syzygy (18,592 posts)

31. It might not

deter rapists. But it SHOULD educate the apologists, of which there are plenty. They reveal the deep seated notion that certain women are "asking for it". They excuse rape on the grounds of how a woman dresses, acts, and where she goes. That needs to be strongly discouraged. Forbidden, even. Their view is still one of men being powerless to control themselves when they are in the company of certain women. It is a sexist mindset. Feminism isn't a dirty word; and men who claim to be 'progressive' should have no part in demonizing feminists. But look around DU. They DO!

Bull. "Feminism/feminist"  is one of the dirtiest words I can think of, and the word(s) breed all kinds of hate that should never see the light of day. The word(s) in fact breed bull dyke bullying behavior of men in say...bars. Taht is, until the dude does what he would do to a man acting the same way, and knocks the silly twat out. Snd somehow, HE'S the bad guy.

Oh, and the only apologists I have ever seen for freaks, and **** ups alike, are, well...you people. DUmmies. Freaks, and **** ups alike.

[BigTex]

According to them anytime a man has sex with a woman it is rape.

Its even worse they consider all men quantum rapists

[AprilRazz]

Its even worse they consider all men quantum rapists

The only exclusion are gay men.

[BadCat]

The only exclusion are gay men.

and pedophiles.

[ColonelCarrots]

Somebody noticed ......
 

Oh yeah cause a lifetime of torment from sexual abuse isn't painful? Ever had the thought of that event replay in your head every single day for years multiple times a day? What if you were a child and it happened? No? Never happened to you? Shut the **** up. I would've gladly defended myself if I could have, even if it meant death to the attacker. Why? Because someone that ****ing sick doesn't deserve to live.

[Celtic Rose]

What an idiotic ad.  Murder can occur in seconds, it is the repercussions that last forever.  Rape can occur quickly, but the repercussions are likely to last a lifetime.  Arming ourselves helps to minimize our risk of being a victim of either crime.

[zeitgeist]

Oh, haha    They are just so clever.  I mean, we all know that everyman out there is a potential rapist just waiting for his chance  

And every gun a potential killer.  Thus the solution remove the gun and emasculate the male.  Are there DUmmies who would buy into this solution? I would assume that if presented to them that we should neuter all newborn males and males up to say 65 they would cheer.  Solves the problem of rape solves the need for guns (which are as they know are merely phallic symbol replacements  ). We are currently developing a culture of metrosexual males, like it or not, this would just speed that process up.  And just think of all the boys choirs!

Here in Matriarchal Blue Hamster we now have the Granite State Grannies © in charge. They have crashed through the glass ceiling.  Send estrogen.  STAT.   They look hungry and are eying the budget.  

[Carl]

Oh, haha    They are just so clever.  I mean, we all know that everyman out there is a potential rapist just waiting for his chance 

In much of modern feminist thought that is dogma.

[Freeper]

Somebody noticed ......
 

I saw that on facebook. I about puked when I saw that.
I don't understand this notion that getting victimized is morally superior to protecting yourself.

[ColonelCarrots]

I don't understand this notion that getting victimized is morally superior to protecting yourself.

Pretty easy when you don't have a soul since you sold it to Satan.

[Chris_]

Somebody noticed ......
 

This is fake.  The Brady Bunch says it isn't theirs.

[Freeper]

This is fake.  The Brady Bunch says it isn't theirs.

It may not be theirs but they think it.

Hey if the left can pull that on us we should be able to pull it on them. 

[MOKOFACE]

Not only are they fake , they're from 4chan . It is the element of truth that Slurpy and Co refuse to admit which causes them to work so well .



The biting mordacity and ridicule is right out of Alinski's playbook . 

And it really pisses of the feminazis .


Look at the size of that goomba's hand !