I really feel that reading these CalPig "poems" should qualify for that Discovery Channel show "Dirty Jobs". This one is mercifully short, but nasty nonetheless:
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-22-10 05:37 PM
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My poem for Spring:
Shining Darkness
the nipple
shines
as the clothing
peels
away
a flower
budding open
in
spring
© 2010 MLC
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=216&topic_id=6098 Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty.
I just counted 'em. Fourteen. Fourteen words. They were just minding their own business, making a living as part of a vocabulary, and then found themselves chosen, apparently at random, for this awful post by the CalPig. How can anyone make such horrid use of fourteen perfectly good, innocent words?
I couldn't copy DU Adbot. It was a flash animation for Duluth Trading Company's "Buck Naked Underwear".