Wanna go to NZ? Convert to Islam and claim you're being persecuted in the US. The Libtards there will lap that shit up like sugared cream, and otherwise they'd tell you to pack sand, thy don't need any broke-ass butthurt American leaches. Of course you'll have to live a Muslim life there, and the radicalized Indonesian Muslims who have already colonized the place will probably end up cutting your throat for being shitty Muslims, but it's your call...