I had a little time to kill this past weekend, so I casually looked at some of games that came with my PC. I taught myself Hearts, having never learned it as a kid. Well, I became addicted and unfortunately wasted much time. Oh well.
Let me tell you, that game is vicious. I must never play it with real people, because I was swearing like a sailor. If I had been playing with real people, I'd say "F&*# You, you B&^ch C**t Ass&#$%!!!!!!!!! if someone heaped the dreaded Queen of spades on me.
So, I renamed the North, East, and West into names of DUmmies. Currently, I'm playing against Taverner, DainBramaged, and Stinky the Clown. I get a nice thrill when I dump the Q of S on one of them.