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Offline Attero Dominatus

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Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« on: January 23, 2008, 11:18:34 PM »
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From correspondents in Khost, Afghanistan

January 24, 2008 12:39pm

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.

Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23101330-5001028,00.html
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 11:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Attero Dominatus on January 23, 2008, 11:18:34 PM
"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded''


That'll teach him :rotf:
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 10:20:52 AM »
 :rotf:
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 10:33:34 AM »
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 10:44:39 AM »
Note to self: pitch idea for "Extreme Jihad Slinky".
« Last Edit: January 24, 2008, 10:48:16 AM by Happy Fun Ball »
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 11:35:50 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 10:33:34 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 11:41:33 AM »
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2008, 11:35:50 AM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 10:33:34 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.

ergodymanic belts and wrist braces for switch throwers required
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 11:48:17 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 11:41:33 AM
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2008, 11:35:50 AM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 10:33:34 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.

ergodymanic belts and wrist braces for switch throwers required
...and don't forget to wear these...safety glasses.

 :-)
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 11:52:39 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 24, 2008, 11:48:17 AM

...and don't forget to wear these...safety glasses.

 :-)

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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 05:54:25 PM »
Team player.  :cheersmate: <-- non-alcoholic beer for our resident islamic zealots.
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 06:19:38 PM »
"A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say."



I don't care whatcha' say, that's funny right there!!  :-)
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2008, 06:29:25 PM »
More jihadist stupidity

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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2008, 07:37:18 PM »
I guess maybe it's not the US military that's having problems finding quality recruits, after all.


I love it. :rotf:


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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 07:53:37 PM »
premature detonation
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2008, 07:33:49 AM »
Gee, those Taliban guys usually fall down the stairs after they are in custody...

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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2008, 07:45:20 AM »
it's pretty obvious that most of the al quada "A-team" vaporized on 9/11.  some of the winners that they have wheeled out to horrify us since then have been the shoe guy :doh: and this loser. :loser:

« Last Edit: January 28, 2008, 04:50:45 PM by Wretched Excess »
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2008, 03:55:37 PM »
Natural selection at work...Darwin would be proud :lmao:
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2008, 11:20:12 AM »
Bettcha he won't / can't do that again!   :hammer:
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 04:28:49 PM »
Quote from: overlord on January 26, 2008, 03:55:37 PM
Natural selection at work...Darwin would be proud :lmao:

Safe to say he will receive first place in this year's Darwin awards... :lmao: :loser:
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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 07:00:24 PM »
Ahahahahahaha

hahahahaha

haha

ha

MORON(s)!

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Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 10:49:17 PM »
Congratulations, you got the Darwin Award. :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:  This should happen more often to potential terrorists.
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