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Title: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Attero Dominatus on January 23, 2008, 11:18:34 PM
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From correspondents in Khost, Afghanistan

January 24, 2008 12:39pm

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.

Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23101330-5001028,00.html
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Chris_ on January 23, 2008, 11:54:59 PM
"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded''


That'll teach him :rotf:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: BEG on January 24, 2008, 10:20:52 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 10:33:34 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 24, 2008, 10:44:39 AM
Note to self: pitch idea for "Extreme Jihad Slinky".
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2008, 11:35:50 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 11:41:33 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.

ergodymanic belts and wrist braces for switch throwers required
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2008, 11:48:17 AM
Sounds like suicide bombing is getting to be hazardous business.  If this was in the USA, OSHA would launch an investigative study.

Padded stairwells?  We wouldn't want them to get hurt.

ergodymanic belts and wrist braces for switch throwers required
...and don't forget to wear these...safety glasses.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/norm.gif)
 :-)
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2008, 11:52:39 AM

...and don't forget to wear these...safety glasses.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/norm.gif)
 :-)

"Always remember shop safety and remember to wear these, your safety glasses." 

I've been watching This Old House from day one.  I love it.
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 24, 2008, 05:54:25 PM
Team player.  :cheersmate: <-- non-alcoholic beer for our resident islamic zealots.
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Uhhuh35 on January 24, 2008, 06:19:38 PM
"A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say."

(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/6/11/1167023/Larry2.jpg)

I don't care whatcha' say, that's funny right there!!  :-)
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Attero Dominatus on January 24, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
More jihadist stupidity

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMJctmg4SfU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 24, 2008, 07:37:18 PM
I guess maybe it's not the US military that's having problems finding quality recruits, after all.


I love it. :rotf:


"No virgins for YOU!!   :tongue:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
premature detonation
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2008, 07:33:49 AM
Gee, those Taliban guys usually fall down the stairs after they are in custody...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 25, 2008, 07:45:20 AM
it's pretty obvious that most of the al quada "A-team" vaporized on 9/11.  some of the winners that they have wheeled out to horrify us since then have been the shoe guy :doh: and this loser. :loser:

Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: overlord on January 26, 2008, 03:55:37 PM
Natural selection at work...Darwin would be proud :lmao:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Dixie*Darling on January 27, 2008, 11:20:12 AM
Bettcha he won't / can't do that again!   :hammer:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Hawkgirl on January 28, 2008, 04:28:49 PM
Natural selection at work...Darwin would be proud :lmao:

Safe to say he will receive first place in this year's Darwin awards... :lmao: :loser:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: ih8hippies on January 28, 2008, 07:00:24 PM
Ahahahahahaha

hahahahaha

haha

ha

MORON(s)!

:mo:
Title: Re: Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 28, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
Congratulations, you got the Darwin Award. :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:  This should happen more often to potential terrorists.