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What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« on: February 09, 2012, 02:42:37 PM »
Huge-breasted model, 31, walks away from horror crash after her 38KKK chest acts as AIRBAG



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31-year-old model who held the record for the world's largest implants has walked away from a car crash after her breasts acted as an airbag.
Sheyla Hershey, who has 38KKK breasts, was driving home to Houston, Texas, after a Super Bowl party on Sunday when she crashed into a tree.
The mother was charged with drink-driving after the incident and allegedly was not wearing a seatbelt when she lost control of her Ford Mustang.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098909/Huge-breasted-model-31-walks-away-horror-crash-38KKK-chest-acts-airbag.html#ixzz1lv4T3TQc

Why do  I keep hearing the phrase "It's not nice to fool with mother nature". :rotf:
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2012, 02:46:41 PM »
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2012, 06:24:04 PM »
Implants save lives! Go forth and be enhanced. Save yourselves, ladies. Before its too late!
and then post pictures
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2012, 07:43:53 PM »
Uhh, no. Just no. Give me real ones every time.
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 07:40:49 AM »
"Airbags" my ass. The damn things are filled with saline, silicone, or composite material.

The only thing that's empty in this story is the bimbo's head.
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 07:43:28 AM »
Huge-breasted model, 31, walks away from horror crash after her 38KKK chest acts as AIRBAG



Why do  I keep hearing the phrase "It's not nice to fool with mother nature". :rotf:


I'm glad the girls are not hurt.

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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 09:37:40 AM »
Uhh, no. Just no. Give me real ones every time.

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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 09:41:33 AM »


 :lmao:  I just shit myself thank you   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:






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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 10:06:09 AM »
Wow!!!!  Another pic of her:

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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 11:08:04 AM »
That's just not even pleasing to the eye imo.  IMO, you should be able to pinch an inch on all boobs to get a pleasing affect for both self and pincher






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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 11:37:43 AM »
Uhh, no. Just no. Give me real ones every time.

No kiddin'! "Toots" sports a pair of 38's! Good enough for me! I can't keep my hands off 'em, heh, heh!
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 11:40:17 AM »
"Airbags" my ass. The damn things are filled with saline, silicone, or composite material.

The only thing that's empty in this story is the bimbo's head.

Hehheheheheheh! Post of the day! Bimbo, btw, is an understatement in my opinion!
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 12:09:52 PM »
That's just not even pleasing to the eye imo.  IMO, you should be able to pinch an inch on all boobs to get a pleasing affect for both self and pincher

Agree.
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 12:15:20 PM »
Agree.

Yup.  Anything over a mou . . . handful is wasted, anyway.  O-)
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 01:51:07 PM »
Yup.  Anything over a mou . . . handful is wasted, anyway.  O-)

I remember when I would first have my babies and of course I would be engorged.  My boob compared to that kids head was like a cantaloupe to an orange.  It has to scare the shit out of a kid to see that coming at its face  :lmao:






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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2012, 01:55:02 PM »
I remember when I would first have my babies and of course I would be engorged.  My boob compared to that kids head was like a cantaloupe to an orange.  It has to scare the shit out of a kid to see that coming at its face  :lmao:

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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2012, 02:06:20 PM »
I remember when I would first have my babies and of course I would be engorged.  My boob compared to that kids head was like a cantaloupe to an orange.  It has to scare the shit out of a kid to see that coming at its face  :lmao:


My wife went from 38 DD t0 42 HH when she got preggers. 


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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2012, 02:07:10 PM »
I remember when I would first have my babies and of course I would be engorged.  My boob compared to that kids head was like a cantaloupe to an orange.  It has to scare the shit out of a kid to see that coming at its face  :lmao:
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2012, 02:07:39 PM »
I remember when I would first have my babies and of course I would be engorged.  My boob compared to that kids head was like a cantaloupe to an orange.  It has to scare the shit out of a kid to see that coming at its face  :lmao:


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True story

And I have never met a boob I am scared of.
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2012, 02:35:35 PM »
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2012, 03:15:01 PM »
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Those hills. Are they the ones on your chestical?
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »
Those hills. Are they the ones on your chestical?
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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 09:40:38 AM »
So I sit here and say HIMMMMMMMM.    Then the idea of John Homes and his remarkable 18 inch manhood comes to mind.  His parts were natural, but he was a freak of nature.    Then there is the fact that his huge tool had a perpoise and Worked as was meant to be.

Biker contests for long dong with him in it would have been a let down to the audience, with him in the contest why even bother to compete. No ritual for pledges to a club if that man was around.

Now onto this female that sees her woman hood on accentuating her female parts not for the reason to use them for the intended use.   Boobies, men and woman have them due to the fact we all start out as females in the womb and that extra hormone comes in at times and turns the baby into a male.    Boobies are just fat, head to the beach where old men have the man boobs bigger then some grown woman. 

This woman complains of back problems and what not, her frame was never designed to carry 50 pounds of implant on her chest 24/7.    What the hell good does this woman to walk about as a freak of man made science.   So she must get off on the looks she gets to validate her womanhood????   Does she feel she herself as she is is not enough to compete with other woman with natural boobies ???

If this woman were in the entertainment industry say a well paid stripper, then I could understand, this is part of the price to pay as are face lifts and what ever for that job. 

As it seems this woman who has her body disfigured and under the knife every few years for no reason then they like it, is a sad person, one that has little self respect for who she is naturally and finds relief in becoming something other then what she is. 

Put it this way very crude but as told to me some years ago, this one strange man told me he hated to date a woman with huge natural boobs, as he said they both flop to the side under the arm.    He was into woman with the small artificial boobs that stayed straight up, no grubbing about under the sheets or woman's body's to find them. 

I have never forgotten that weird conversation or the visuals it left in my head,   to each their own, some people are beyond my understanding.     If they are happy then let the good times roll, just please don't tell ME about it face to face.

The older I get and the more people I meet, the more I wonder about myself, these people are on the outside normal, so have I become abnormal for not understanding them??   Whats with these people that are into Vampires and the Goth life style. 






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Re: What can I say, lounge or Short Busty?
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