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Offline Zeus

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I Have Returned
« on: May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM »
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 10:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

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How does a married couple, both in wheel chairs lacking legs, have sex????
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Offline Zeus

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 11:01:15 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 10:59:36 AM
How does a married couple, both in wheel chairs lacking legs, have sex????

Very carefully. :hi5:
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

Offline bijou

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 11:24:13 AM »
Welcome back Zeus. Where were you? The Big House?  :-)
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 11:28:05 AM »
Quote from: bijou on May 25, 2010, 11:24:13 AM
Welcome back Zeus. Where were you? The Big House?  :-)

Taking care of somw business that required a lot of Time amd attention.  Hopefully was done right so I don't make a trip to the big House.
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM »
Hey there.  When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 04:58:36 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there.  When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

Depends on WHO the Lay is.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 05:00:30 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there.  When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

Depends....are they salt and vinegar or bbq? 
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 05:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

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Hey, Zeus! Buddy! How was Olympus? Did you get to **** any girls disguised as a bull or anything?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 05:05:41 PM »
Quote from: debk on May 25, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
Depends....are they salt and vinegar or bbq? 

Right now it is BBQ.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 06:04:55 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 25, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Hey there.  When eating Lay's potato chips, why can't you just eat one?

O lay O lay O lay O lay
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 06:06:26 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 25, 2010, 05:02:29 PM
Hey, Zeus! Buddy! How was Olympus? Did you get to **** any girls disguised as a bull or anything?


No sir I did not f%#$ any Bull dykes
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 06:32:30 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 06:06:26 PM

No sir I did not f%#$ any Bull dykes

Why not??  Bull riding is an art, just stay aboard then bring in the clowns.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 07:14:29 PM »
Does God hates bunnies and their allies (gyrfalcons, squirrels, and lynx)?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 08:03:21 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2010, 07:14:29 PM
Does God hates bunnies and their allies (gyrfalcons, squirrels, and lynx)?


God loves Bunnies and their allies






fried or Bbq'ed
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 08:10:10 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 08:43:56 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

Why am I here and how long do I have?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 08:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 25, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
Why am I here and how long do I have?


For awhile and however long it takes.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 08:47:26 PM »
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 09:11:40 PM »
Is Ben gay?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2010, 07:07:00 AM »
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wookchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2010, 07:23:06 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 25, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
Why not??  Bull riding is an art, just stay aboard then bring in the clowns.

It's all about the dismount.

and spurring.
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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 05:24:29 PM »
What do you call a woman who can't make a sandwich?



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Single

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Re: I Have Returned
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2010, 05:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on May 25, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I am back after a extended hiatus.

Ask Me anything.

Why doesn't that fifth dentist recomment Trident for the patient who chews gum?
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