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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - A growing number of Democrats are accusing the Trump administration of attempting to hasten Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's departure from the Supreme Court.
Their concerns center around recent reports that the administration immediately replaced the carpet in Ginsburg's chambers with polished marble sealed with WD-40 and are now serving her only deep-fried foods and Redline energy drinks in the dining room. Some Democrats are also questioning the motivation behind the decision to retire Ginsburg's limousine and Secret Service bodyguards in favor of a 1974 Buick with no heat or air conditioning and an unvetted Pakistani refugee driver.
White House spokesman Sean Spicer dismissed the accusations, calling them "more fake news."
