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Offline Wretched Excess

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Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« on: August 02, 2008, 08:16:28 PM »

sometimes, the demands that are created by the free market are deeply mystifying to me.

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Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze

Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, warning the trend towards so-called "designer vaginas" may be exploiting vulnerable women.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists said procedures being offered included "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification".

"What is involved in these procedures is often unclear since recognised clinical nomenclature is not being used," it said in a position paper released this week.

The college labelled the procedures dangerous, expensive and unwarranted, and said it strongly discouraged surgery that was not backed by scientific evidence or clinical trials.

"The real risks of potential complications such as scarring, permanent disfigurement, infection, dyspareunia and altered sexual sensations should be discussed in detail with women seeking such treatments," it said.

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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 08:49:20 PM »
These people lack the creativity and know-how to have a normal and fulfilling sex life.

What a bunch of nutjobs.  :mental:







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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 08:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
These people lack the creativity and know-how to have a normal and fulfilling sex life.

What a bunch of nutjobs.  :mental:

no kidding.  we can't cure cancer, but we can make a hootchie good as new? :-) :whatever:
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 09:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
These people lack the creativity and know-how to have a normal and fulfilling sex life.

What a bunch of nutjobs.  :mental:


I guess stained glass and gaslights are out, huh?  They'd probably be uncomfortable down there anyway.

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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 09:23:42 PM »
Does this mean no "Extreme Makeover GYN Edition"? :-)
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 09:54:33 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 02, 2008, 09:23:42 PM
Does this mean no "Extreme Makeover GYN Edition"? :-)

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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 09:58:05 PM »
Do you really want Ty Pennington poking around down there without a medical license?
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 10:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 02, 2008, 09:58:05 PM
Do you really want Ty Pennington poking around down there without a medical license?

Is he that queer dude on "Color Splash"?
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2008, 07:35:55 AM »
I can hear it now, "You didn't really think that I was going to let you put that old thing in my brand new........"
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2008, 09:40:37 AM »
Ty might put a skateboard ramp in there.
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2008, 07:34:08 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2008, 07:35:55 AM
I can hear it now, "You didn't really think that I was going to let you put that old thing in my brand new........"


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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2008, 07:36:09 PM »
Like my mother use to say about birthday cakes and such - "Why, that's too pretty to eat!"
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Re: Australian doctors warn against 'designer vagina' craze
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2008, 07:37:22 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2008, 07:35:55 AM
I can hear it now, "You didn't really think that I was going to let you put that old thing in my brand new........"
That makes me think about the possibilities for "Trading Spaces"
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