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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2011, 08:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:

I do believe you believe correctly ma'am.  And so I shall grant you with a Hi5.   :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2011, 09:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:

Oh most certainly. I only asked because I know there's forum bots, spider bots etc that I know absolutely nothing about. For all I know, there could be a bot program that auto hits the BS button on a poster.  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2011, 09:34:43 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on January 25, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

I think BadCat made one for me a long time ago because I pissed him off about something. Everyday I logged in, I would have a new BS. I'm pretty sure it can be done!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2011, 09:38:30 PM »
I don't get a lot of bitchslaps despite being the bunny hater here. That just gives me a blank check to hate bunnies!  :fuelfire:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 05:18:29 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.

Shit. BS in return.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2011, 05:23:06 AM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 08:06:06 PM
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:


You know, I'd almost forgotten about you, TB. While I haven't administered them myself, I do believe you've amassed tremendous numbers of bitchslaps due to your propensity for post whoring.

Lotsa "attaboy's!" and "right on's". But not much substance.

Just sayin'.......

(Gimme a bitchslap today and I'll h5 you next Tuesday!)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2011, 05:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 25, 2011, 08:01:11 PM
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.

You don't get it, my good man.

My "whining" was nothing more than a device for eliciting a bitchslap out of you.

And it worked......

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2011, 05:31:09 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on January 25, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

Thanks, Rev.

Well, I'm no admin type, but no, I believe that karma has to physically happen. You've got a few folks who live for that shit.  :whatever:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2011, 08:13:15 AM »
Another for answering my question.  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2011, 08:16:16 AM »
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2011, 08:24:53 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 08:16:16 AM
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.

Frank, we ARE getting along, just funnin each other, that's all.  Well, at least on this particular thread anyway. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2011, 08:30:01 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:24:53 AM
Frank, we ARE getting along, just funnin each other, that's all.  Well, at least on this particular thread anyway. 

HEY!

Where's my bitchslap?!?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2011, 08:32:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
HEY!

Where's my bitchslap?!?

 :argh:

Ask and ye shall receive.  Mornin Euph!   :coffee:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2011, 08:34:07 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:32:12 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.  Mornin Euph!   :coffee:

Thank you.  :-*

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2011, 09:24:34 AM »
Awwww, now looky here!

The spoil sports have DEDUCTED as many as 200 bitchslaps from my rep!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

They can't stand it when a person WANTS to be bitchslapped!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2011, 09:27:19 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 08:16:16 AM
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.

That deserves a bitchslap for the "Rodney King-can't we all just get along" moment. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2011, 09:32:11 AM »
During Rodney King's trial, the defense contested the police report's statement about King's driving.  They said the 1988 Hyundai Excel couldn't possibly exceed speeds of 99 miles an hour as the police claimed. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2011, 09:32:45 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 09:24:34 AM
Awwww, now looky here!

The spoil sports have DEDUCTED as many as 200 bitchslaps from my rep!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

They can't stand it when a person WANTS to be bitchslapped!

Man, that ain't right.  Why waste a good BS if it just gets taken away??????????

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2011, 09:38:13 AM »
I countered your BS to me, with another H5 to you.  ;)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2011, 09:48:08 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:38:13 AM
I countered your BS to me, with another H5 to you.  ;)

Look, you're doing well with this rep thing - I'm a hopeless case, so it doesn't matter to me. Just go ahead and administer the bitchslap, and I'll reciprocate with a h5.

Okay?

(I really, really, really just am lookin' out for your reputation yunno.)  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2011, 09:48:59 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 09:32:45 AM
Man, that ain't right.  Why waste a good BS if it just gets taken away??????????

 :sad1:

I'm tellin' ya, when it goes like that you KNOW you're a burr under their saddle!!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2011, 09:55:51 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 09:48:08 AM
Look, you're doing well with this rep thing - I'm a hopeless case, so it doesn't matter to me. Just go ahead and administer the bitchslap, and I'll reciprocate with a h5.

Okay?

(I really, really, really just am lookin' out for your reputation yunno.)  :-)

Okay... I gave you ONE bitch slap.  It hurt me more than it hurt you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2011, 09:56:04 AM »
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2011, 09:58:33 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 26, 2011, 09:56:04 AM
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:

It should be less than an hour for you.  Mine always says, "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 0.25 hours."
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2011, 09:59:55 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.

So did I.
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