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Offline Sweet Dee

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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #200 on: February 25, 2009, 04:42:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 04:42:05 PM

Well, I do let him touch the boobies and look at my hoohoo.  :wink:


LOL  hoohoo.  awesome.  
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #201 on: February 25, 2009, 04:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 04:40:34 PM

It's not like he followed it up with "Hey, are you on Facebook?"

I see. Um huh... you been bad?
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #202 on: February 25, 2009, 04:43:35 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 25, 2009, 04:42:52 PM
I see. Um huh... you been bad?


Never.
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #203 on: February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 04:38:41 PM

Glad to hear it about your ears.  

And that is a bit creepy about the doctors.

Sweet Dee, I'm gonna say that's even "creepier" than what my doctor told me during my last physical (which I didn't consider creepy at all).  

Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #204 on: February 25, 2009, 04:51:27 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.

shut UP!!  I don't even know what to say, my eyeballs feel creeped out from reading this.  lol 
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #205 on: February 25, 2009, 04:52:06 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.

Hey Mia maybe that's your same doc!  Sounds about right.  lol
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #206 on: February 25, 2009, 04:52:16 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.

Holy hell.  :mental:
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #207 on: February 25, 2009, 04:54:01 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:35:33 PM
Yeah I would say it was generally good news.  He also told me to get a sound generator for night time and eventually I will be able to fall asleep listening to that instead of taking the Ambien.  He said that it will also train my brain to get tired when I here it so it will naturally bring on sleep.  It's worth a try because all I do when I go to bed is focus on this damn ringing in my ear.  It is getting less noticeable during the day though.  I only notice it now when I think about it....like right now.   :-)  I highly doubt that it is going to go away.

He was kind of creepy in a "I want you to get to know me" kind of way.  Also this morning when I went to the eye doctor he acted like he didn't want me to go.  He was like "well....I wont see you for a couple of months" and he just stood there staring at me.  All in my way and everything.  Either the time before or the time before that he told me to add him to my  Facebook...I kid you not.  He always flirts with me but now it is getting kind of creepy.

See and the difference between you and me is you get hit on IRL and I only get hit on online.  NOt like I am complaining nor do I want creepy doctors hitting on me.  LOL  Of course I haven't been to a doctor in over 5 years....so....maybe that's why.  

I am friggin laughing at him telling you about facebook.
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #208 on: February 25, 2009, 04:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 25, 2009, 04:51:27 PM
shut UP!!  I don't even know what to say, my eyeballs feel creeped out from reading this.  lol 

I am NOT kidding.  I felt all dirty when he said that.  Like I was some nasty skank stripper or something.  I told my two friends who also go to him (because of me) and they don't clean up "down there" for weeks before they see him.  He is a really nice guy and was always very nice to my husband.  I was seriously shocked when he said it.  I haven't been back by the way and that is the reason.  
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #209 on: February 25, 2009, 04:56:05 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.

Okay I remember you telling me about this before.  Cree-pee!  Either Dallas is full of creepy doctors or you are just a magnet.   :-)
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #210 on: February 25, 2009, 04:56:19 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Oh I have something creepier that was said to me by my OB/GYN.

This was several years ago.  I started going to him when I found out I was pregnant with Sarah.  He is a high risk OB and besides this comment I think he was a wonderful doctor who helped me through a scary time in my life.  Anyway, this was after she was born.  I was feeling back to my "old self" so I cleaned up "down there" if you know what I mean.  He is doing his exam and I'm all up in the stirrups.  He then said, "who decided to "do this" to you?"  I said, "do what?"  He said, "Make you look like a "little girl", does your husband like "little girls"?"

I shit you not.


LOL!  You've told me that before.  

Okay, so I was in for my physical.  During the breast exam he said "You have great breasts (pause) they're easy to examine and no fibrous tissue.  Really great breasts."    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Sweet Dee says that's creepy, I laughed when he said it.  
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #211 on: February 25, 2009, 04:56:32 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2009, 04:53:33 PM
Freaking YIKES!!!

You didn't have your Facebook ID shaved into there or anything, did you?

Smart ass
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #212 on: February 25, 2009, 04:56:41 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
I am NOT kidding.  I felt all dirty when he said that.  Like I was some nasty skank stripper or something.  I told my two friends who also go to him (because of me) and they don't clean up "down there" for weeks before they see him.  He is a really nice guy and was always very nice to my husband.  I was seriously shocked when he said it.  I haven't been back by the way and that is the reason.  

I don't blame you!!  That guy is a total creeper.  And unprofessional.  Ew ew ew.  
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #213 on: February 25, 2009, 04:57:37 PM »
Quote from: Tess on February 25, 2009, 04:54:01 PM
See and the difference between you and me is you get hit on IRL and I only get hit on online.  NOt like I am complaining nor do I want creepy doctors hitting on me.  LOL  Of course I haven't been to a doctor in over 5 years....so....maybe that's why.  

I am friggin laughing at him telling you about facebook.

No one hits on my online.  :(  I only get creepy doctors and friends husband's hitting on me IRL. 
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #214 on: February 25, 2009, 04:58:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 04:56:19 PM

LOL!  You've told me that before.  

Okay, so I was in for my physical.  During the breast exam he said "You have great breasts (pause) they're easy to examine and no fibrous tissue.  Really great breasts."    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Sweet Dee says that's creepy, I laughed when he said it.  

 :lmao:

I would have laughed.  Just thinking that it is such a different way for a man to enjoy good breasts....
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #215 on: February 25, 2009, 04:59:14 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 04:57:37 PM
No one hits on my online.  :(  I only get creepy doctors and friends husband's hitting on me IRL. 

OH MY GADS!!!  I remember the friend husband....whatever happened with that?  You don't have to answer here. LOL  Seriously thought are they still around?  Is he still infatuated with you?
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #216 on: February 25, 2009, 05:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Tess on February 25, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
:lmao:

I would have laughed.  Just thinking that it is such a different way for a man to enjoy good breasts....


One other time him and his nurse were telling me about the strange things they see.  For instance, there was a patient that had a butterfly tattooed down there...where her labia were the wings.  
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #217 on: February 25, 2009, 05:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 04:56:19 PM

LOL!  You've told me that before.  

Okay, so I was in for my physical.  During the breast exam he said "You have great breasts (pause) they're easy to examine and no fibrous tissue.  Really great breasts."    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Sweet Dee says that's creepy, I laughed when he said it.  

Considering what was said to me I'd have to agree with you.  Before the "little girl" comment I would have thought the comment was creepy.  

This reminds me of my cousin.  She was seeing her OB/GYN for an annual exam.  She is all up in the stirrup and she glances up at the window.  There is a WINDOW WASHER washing the windows and he is totally looking in the window, right at her "hoo haa".   :rotf:
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« Reply #218 on: February 25, 2009, 05:01:58 PM »
I think we need a "Women's Board"....... this is WAY too much information !!!! Especially for the Lounge !!!
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #219 on: February 25, 2009, 05:02:44 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 25, 2009, 05:00:32 PM
Considering what was said to me I'd have to agree with you.  Before the "little girl" comment I would have thought the comment was creepy.  

This reminds me of my cousin.  She was seeing her OB/GYN for an annual exam.  She is all up in the stirrup and she glances up at the window.  There is a WINDOW WASHER washing the windows and he is totally looking in the window, right at her "hoo haa".   :rotf:



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


That's freaking hilarious!  


And as for your doctor, seriously has he never even seen a porn before?   :mental: :mental: :mental:
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #220 on: February 25, 2009, 05:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Tess on February 25, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
OH MY GADS!!!  I remember the friend husband....whatever happened with that?  You don't have to answer here. LOL  Seriously thought are they still around?  Is he still infatuated with you?

Yeah they are still here.  They were going to move so I told Kevin all about it.  Then they didn't move.....my bad.   :p  I have two other ones hitting on me now.  They are probably just joking though.  The one you asked about emails me every once in awhile asking if I'm mad at him.  Then he emails me and tells me to delete his previous email.   :mental:
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« Reply #221 on: February 25, 2009, 05:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 25, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
I think we need a "Women's Board"....... this is WAY too much information !!!! Especially for the Lounge !!!


Thor but now you know, I have doctor certified great breasts.  :wink:
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« Reply #222 on: February 25, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 05:00:18 PM

One other time him and his nurse were telling me about the strange things they see.  For instance, there was a patient that had a butterfly tattooed down there...where her labia were the wings.  

Holy hell...that is friggin funny!!!

I have had the "you have good breasts" comment before.  And not by some dude.  LMAO.

I have always been told I have good veins....I asked my nurse if he was hitting on me when he said that.  He turned red and said, "Oh!  No!  I mean, they are very easy to find!"  This was when I was getting stuck for blood being drawn.
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #223 on: February 25, 2009, 05:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Tess on February 25, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Holy hell...that is friggin funny!!!

I have had the "you have good breasts" comment before.  And not by some dude.  LMAO.

I have always been told I have good veins....I asked my nurse if he was hitting on me when he said that.  He turned red and said, "Oh!  No!  I mean, they are very easy to find!"  This was when I was getting stuck for blood being drawn.


After I left, I figured that he probably had a women in during the morning with all lumpy boobs.  And then he got to my tatas and was pleased with what he was feeling.   :-)  LOL!
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Re: Who's on Facebook?
« Reply #224 on: February 25, 2009, 05:10:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 25, 2009, 05:02:44 PM


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


That's freaking hilarious!  


And as for your doctor, seriously has he never even seen a porn before?   :mental: :mental: :mental:

I'm sure he has but I'm not the porn star type, I'm more of a voyeur.  :uhsure:
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