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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2008, 10:33:25 AM »
You know, I was just thinking how reality may just come to bite him in the tush in more ways then just the elements on this trip. First off, he may find out that just like mom and dad, other people may(read will) expect you to work for something. Even the 'sweet liberals' who seem to want nothing, will probably be rifling through his bag for something of value when he's catching a nap.

Now, when he does find the hospitable person out there, of which there are many, it may shatters his small liberal existence to find that conservatives are nice people too.

I actually think since nothing in this person's 50 something year existence has opened their eyes, that perhaps interacting with someone other then DUers outside of his family members may be just the thing to nudge along at the very least a little tolerance(don't they love that anyway?) of the other side. After all, those he will have to depend on the kindness of aren't likely to all be liberals, especially if he's venturing outside of the larger metropolis areas.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2008, 10:46:01 AM »
This whole episode reminded me of this story:

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'World peace' hitcher is murdered

An Italian woman artist who was hitch-hiking to the Middle East dressed as a bride to promote world peace has been found murdered in Turkey.

The naked body of Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo, 33, known as Pippa Bacca, was found in bushes near the northern city of Gebze on Friday.

She had said she wanted to show that she could put her trust in the kindness of local people.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2008, 11:00:38 AM »
I'm thinking that the DUmmies trip will end at the first patch of black ice.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2008, 11:13:44 AM »
This whole episode reminded me of this story:

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'World peace' hitcher is murdered

An Italian woman artist who was hitch-hiking to the Middle East dressed as a bride to promote world peace has been found murdered in Turkey.

The naked body of Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo, 33, known as Pippa Bacca, was found in bushes near the northern city of Gebze on Friday.

She had said she wanted to show that she could put her trust in the kindness of local people.


Well, so much for that hyposthesis, huh? :thatsright:

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2008, 11:31:55 AM »
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This whole episode reminded me of this story:

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'World peace' hitcher is murdered

An Italian woman artist who was hitch-hiking to the Middle East dressed as a bride to promote world peace has been found murdered in Turkey.

The naked body of Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo, 33, known as Pippa Bacca, was found in bushes near the northern city of Gebze on Friday.

She had said she wanted to show that she could put her trust in the kindness of local people.

Well, so much for that hyposthesis, huh?


Let's see:

A woman.
Alone.
Hitchhiking.
Dressed in a Christian bridal gown.
In a country populated by bloodthirsty muzzies.

Compared  to her, DUmmy BennyBoy is an intellectual. No...wait..really, he is.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2008, 06:38:57 PM »
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Watch for it!....... "Trickle up poverty".....
I just listened to a bit of Michael Savage tonight and he spouted off that he gave Johnny Five Planes the buzzwords that will win him the debate "Trickle up Poverty".

I know better than to take Savage seriously but he did give * the "Compassionate Conservate" line in 2000.

and no I never listen to Savage, he happened to be on in the store where I was buying beer.The funny thing is, the guy that owns the store listen to him and Rush but is a liberal. And Pakistani.
 

Morbidly obese DUmmy Bennyboy, the 50-year-old still living in his parents' basement, has apparently had a change of heart.

He hasn't started his cold weather cross-continent motorcycle trip as promised.

He's giving his parents one more chance.

Because they gave him beer money.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2008, 06:42:01 PM »
Yep! Lived out in Phoenix area for many years. While a lovely, but maybe crisp, ride at times over the next few months, it will be downright chilly at night and in the morning. Hell, there was even a bit of snow on the Estrella mountain a year or two I lived there. It gets colder the further north one goes.

Those enchiladas sound awesome. Given it's cooling down here, I may have to root out my enchilada recipe now that you mention it.

I'd make REAL Santa Fe enchiladas (blue corn tortillas and all) but I don't think the folks around here would be able to handle the over medium egg on top.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2008, 07:26:15 PM »
I'd make REAL Santa Fe enchiladas (blue corn tortillas and all) but I don't think the folks around here would be able to handle the over medium egg on top.

why not?  what am I missing?
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2008, 07:28:29 PM »
why not?  what am I missing?

I mean to say NH when I say "around here".  Hell, they wrinkle their noses like I just stuck a turd on their upper lip when I say the words "fish tacos".

Back when I was going to HS in NM, EVERYONE served their enchiladas with eggs, especially if they were layered.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2008, 07:29:22 PM »
I mean to say NH when I say "around here".  Hell, they wrinkle their noses like I just stuck a turd on their upper lip when I say the words "fish tacos".

Back when I was going to HS in NM, EVERYONE served their enchiladas with eggs, especially if they were layered.

I guess that is texmex -- but it sounds interesting.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2008, 07:32:27 PM »
I guess that is texmex -- but it sounds interesting.


Yeah, it is kind of Tex-Mex.  You notice a distinct difference between Mexican food in CA, AZ, and NM/TX.

Hell, half the places I went in CA you couldn't even get a sopapilla, whereas in NM they were there more often than chips.

I miss Anita's in Fullerton.  I haven't been to Sadie's in Albuquerque in years, but still remember it well.   :(
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2008, 07:39:43 PM »
I didn't have any money so I stopped and bought a pair of (don't tell anyone this or I will hunt you down) pantyhose to wear under my jeans.  It helped quite a bit (and made me feel just a little bit sexy   :-))

 :rotf:

I will admit, I rode my last motorcycle from one end of town to the other in the middle of January, but that was because I was too cheap to have it towed.  The ride wasn't bad if you dress right. 
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« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2008, 07:44:12 PM »
Yeah, it is kind of Tex-Mex.  You notice a distinct difference between Mexican food in CA, AZ, and NM/TX.

Hell, half the places I went in CA you couldn't even get a sopapilla, whereas in NM they were there more often than chips.

I miss Anita's in Fullerton.  I haven't been to Sadie's in Albuquerque in years, but still remember it well.   :(

I think I wasted my few times in AZ not hunting down local food :)

(have we drifted the thread enough to get it moved to the Food channel? -- ;) )
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2008, 07:54:22 PM »
:rotf:

I will admit, I rode my last motorcycle from one end of town to the other in the middle of January, but that was because I was too cheap to have it towed.  The ride wasn't bad if you dress right. 

A few years ago my nephew got a bicycle for Christmas. He thought it was the coolest thing in the world. Even cooler than Uncle Hacksaw's Harley. Anyway, I told him that when it got nice, him and I would get on our bikes and "pick up chicks". When I asked him what we would do with them once we picked them up, he said, "Take them to get ice cream".

The next day, the sun came out and it was a beautiful winter day in Indiana. Beautiful blue sky and a temperature of about 34 degrees. Then the phone rang. When I answered it there was a little 5 year old voice on the other end saying, "Uncle Hacksaw? It's nice outside. Do you want to go pick up chicks on our bikes now?"

I put on about every stitch of clothing I owned, coaxed the Harley to life and rode the 7 miles to my brother's house. Thank GOD he had coffee waiting on me when I got there! From that point on, I made sure I was more specific when I spoke with my nephew!
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« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2008, 07:55:59 PM »
A few years ago my nephew got a bicycle for Christmas. He thought it was the coolest thing in the world. Even cooler than Uncle Hacksaw's Harley. Anyway, I told him that when it got nice, him and I would get on our bikes and "pick up chicks". When I asked him what we would do with them once we picked them up, he said, "Take them to get ice cream".

The next day, the sun came out and it was a beautiful winter day in Indiana. Beautiful blue sky and a temperature of about 34 degrees. Then the phone rang. When I answered it there was a little 5 year old voice on the other end saying, "Uncle Hacksaw? It's nice outside. Do you want to go pick up chicks on our bikes now?"

I put on about every stitch of clothing I owned, coaxed the Harley to life and rode the 7 miles to my brother's house. Thank GOD he had coffee waiting on me when I got there! From that point on, I made sure I was more specific when I spoke with my nephew!

Great story.  The mind of a child is a beautiful thing.

The love of an uncle is also quite beautiful.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2008, 07:59:27 PM »
I think I wasted my few times in AZ not hunting down local food :)

(have we drifted the thread enough to get it moved to the Food channel? -- ;) )

Not yet.

And if you're wondering about a place in AZ, try Aunt Chilada's off Squaw Peak Parkway.

Okay, now we can get back to making fun of fat old worthless POS losers trying to ride motorcycles while freezing to death and being leeches on society.
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« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2008, 08:04:25 PM »
Great story.  The mind of a child is a beautiful thing.

The love of an uncle is also quite beautiful.


Perfect example of the mind of a child;

One of the guys in the motorcycle group I rode with was a heart transplant recipient.  He was giving a Sunday school class at one of the churches we crashed and was telling the little kids about his heart transplant.

One of the little kids asked him if he loved the same people as the guy he got the heart from.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2008, 11:09:19 PM »
OK, so, giving the benefit of the doubt, at this point DUmmy BennyBoy has net worth of around $100.
 
Now he's way, way, way in the red. But of course these went on a credit card belonging to his abusive dad.
Right. Three thousand miles or so, on a bike, with no money, until he reaches relatives he hopes to sponge off. Then up the east coast, in the winter, on a bike, with no money.

The last sane people to successfully cross the continent with this little planning were, I believe, named Lewis and Clark.

They didn't have a bike, but they had lots of money and supplies.

DUmmy BennyBoy will be back in the basement bedroom before Halloween.

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« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2008, 11:41:53 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2008, 08:00:00 AM »
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2008, 08:59:06 AM »
I'd make REAL Santa Fe enchiladas (blue corn tortillas and all) but I don't think the folks around here would be able to handle the over medium egg on top.

Yeah, the nearly raw egg would be an issue for me too.  :tongue:

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« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2008, 09:18:48 AM »
Yeah, the nearly raw egg would be an issue for me too.  :tongue:

If the yolk isn't runny, it's badly overcooked.
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« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2008, 09:19:52 AM »
If the yolk isn't runny, it's badly overcooked.

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« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2008, 10:22:56 AM »
If the yolk isn't runny, it's badly overcooked.

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