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Offline Mike220

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Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« on: November 25, 2010, 10:45:37 AM »
What the hell is UPI?

Good to know that we've been giving the First Wookie's blessing to enjoy our Thanksgiving and eat whatever we want for one day. :yack:

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The interview, which included first lady Michelle Obama, ranged from the strife between North and South Korea to airport screening, the midterm elections, the economy, and Thanksgiving traditions.

Michelle Obama said it's fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving.

"Don't worry about how much you eat. Just enjoy it," she said. "This is the time. Have pie."

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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 05:07:29 PM »
I was starting to feel a bit guilty about that second piece of pie.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 05:16:16 PM »
Quote from: ExGeeEye on November 25, 2010, 05:07:29 PM
I was starting to feel a bit guilty about that second piece of pie.

Well, don't, because you've just been granted special dispensation.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 05:18:19 PM »
Oh okay, good.  I'll be sure to make one extra dessert.  It's nice to know we have permission to eat an entire pie to ourselves this wonderful holiday.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 05:48:05 PM »
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 05:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 25, 2010, 05:18:19 PM
Oh okay, good.  I'll be sure to make one extra dessert.  It's nice to know we have permission to eat an entire pie to ourselves this wonderful holiday.

Make it two. Leftovers are bad for you.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 07:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 25, 2010, 05:16:16 PM
Well, don't, because you've just been granted special dispensation.
Yeah, just for today though. Tomorrow, back to your carrot sticks.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2010, 05:20:13 AM »
Don't get me started on carrot sticks.  They tear me up for some reason.  Cooked carrots, no problem.  Raw ones, BIG problem.

Nice to see Me-shell has dained that we peasants can get some cake.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2010, 07:51:09 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 26, 2010, 05:20:13 AM
Don't get me started on carrot sticks.  They tear me up for some reason.  Cooked carrots, no problem.  Raw ones, BIG problem.

Nice to see Me-shell has dained that we peasants can get some cake.

OK, celery sticks for you!!

I followed the Queen's rules for yesterday and had TWO pieces of pie !!  :fuelfire: :-)
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 12:26:58 PM »
Believe or not, I ate light yesterday, well light compared to my usual Thanksgiving meals. I decided this year I wasn't going to stuff myself. I ate a dab of this and a dab of that and had more than enough to eat.....and 1 small slick of pecan pie.

Slept good last night.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 12:45:08 PM »
Her Wookieness can have my third piece of pecan pie when her jack-booted minions can pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 01:00:58 PM »
Are we allowed to eat leftovers today? 

I just need to double check before I reheat anything. 
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 01:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 01:00:58 PM
Are we allowed to eat leftovers today? 

I just need to double check before I reheat anything. 
I have my signed permission slip from Mommy Michelle.  She says it's okay.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2010, 01:03:22 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 26, 2010, 12:45:08 PM
Her Wookieness can have my third piece of pecan pie when her jack-booted minions can pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

:bigbird:
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2010, 01:04:48 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on November 26, 2010, 01:02:48 PM
I have my signed permission slip from Mommy Michelle.  She says it's okay.

That's funny; she told me I had to pack up any leftovers I had, and send 'em off to Bobo the Hobo.  Said something about "redistributing my wealth"...
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2010, 01:04:52 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on November 26, 2010, 01:02:48 PM
I have my signed permission slip from Mommy Michelle.  She says it's okay.

Did she put my name on it too?

I'm really really hungry and we're out of carrot sticks.
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2010, 01:17:50 PM »
WTF does a yeti know about nutrition?
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Re: Whew... The Queen has Spoken
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2010, 06:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 25, 2010, 10:45:37 AM
What the hell is UPI?

Good to know that we've been giving the First Wookie's blessing to enjoy our Thanksgiving and eat whatever we want for one day. :yack:



Enjoy cause next year we may all be eating food scraps the way the idiot-in-chief is leading us. 
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