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Title: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: USA4ME on October 18, 2010, 03:01:05 PM
Quote from:
Beetwasher
 
Do NOT Believe Repub Hype! Incredible AZ 03 Poll!!!

AZ-03: Shocking Democratic pickup opportunity

Public Policy Polling for Daily Kos. 10/16-17. Likely voters. MoE 3.8% (No trend lines)

Ben Quayle (R) 44
Jon Hulburd (D) 46

Yeah, that was a real WTF moment for us in this open seat being vacated by conservative icon John Shadegg. Completely unexpected. Sure, the idiot son of the idiot former vice president is a bit of a joke, but this is a solidly conservative district, one in which McCain won 57-42.

--snip--

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/10/18/911384/-AZ-03:...

I'm really starting to believe there is a very, very serious disconnect between the polls and media narrative and reality this year, more so than we've ever seen before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9341928

No matter how the race turns out, how stupid do you have to be to believe a KosKiddie poll?  Stupid enough to be Beetwhacker, I guess.

And so, once again, this idiot primitive hangs all his hopes and dreams on the results of this one poll presented by an outfit that trusted Research 2000.  Their desperation is going to top even what we had hoped it would.

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Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 18, 2010, 03:15:25 PM
Believing a KOStard poll is like thinking you're a great lover because you masturbate incessantly.  I suppose that explains why DU would put a lot of stock in them, though...

 :evillaugh:   
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: dutch508 on October 18, 2010, 03:19:43 PM
...thinking you're a great lover because you masturbate incessantly...


I've never had any complaints.


and a bitchslap, just because.


(yeah- I washed my hands before)
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: dandi on October 18, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
Believing a KOStard poll is like thinking you're a great lover because you masturbate incessantly. 

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: Ballygrl on October 18, 2010, 03:28:01 PM
If the polls are looking so good than why are Obama and Biden campaigning in so called safe districts for Democrats? if safe districts are in danger of going Republican than how the heck do you think you can win in other districts?

Let's take a look at some of the headlines and stories at Drudge:

Rasmussen Predicts Republican Gain of 55 in House...
ABCNEWS: 63 Dem House Seats in 'Serious Danger'...
OBAMA: 15 Senate seats 'up for grabs'...
Barone: Dems find careers threatened by ObamaCare votes...
THE PANIC OF 2010
Reid: Obama 'Like The Chilean Miners'...
Barney Frank's boyfriend heckles GOP opponent...
Obamas' Social Style Has D.C. Grumbling...
REPORT: Al-Qaida Militants Flowing Back Into Afghanistan to Plan New Attacks...
Support for war at all-time low...
17 SOLDIERS KILLED IN PAST 3 DAYS...
18-term Dem Congressman -- has just 1 donor from his district...
CLINTON CAMPAIGNS FOR CLINTON SUPPORTERS
MAN DOWN: Reid trails by 3 in latest poll...
PELOSI: It's all Bush's fault...

Now what are you yapping about?
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 18, 2010, 03:49:59 PM
I've never had any complaints.

Well, if you mean 'From OTHER people,' that's pretty understandable, given the circumstances.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: USA4ME on October 18, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Believing a KOStard poll is like thinking you're a great lover because you masturbate incessantly.  I suppose that explains why DU would put a lot of stock in them, though...

 :rotf:

You're giving Beetwhacker waaaaaaaaay too much credit, though.  He ranks up there with Beth in the "Stupidist Person on the Internet" category.

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Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: miskie on October 18, 2010, 04:13:02 PM
When it comes to polling for any partisan organization, its a good idea to subtract 5 points from their favored candidate and give them to the other team.

This rule works if the partisan poll is done for either Republicans or Democrats.
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: Airwolf on October 18, 2010, 04:29:14 PM
I wonder if Beetwacker will be so happy on November 3rd?
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: Mike220 on October 18, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
November 3rd is going to be fun.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Beetwhacker primitive believes KosKiddie Poll
Post by: DefiantSix on October 18, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
I wonder if Beetwacker will be so happy on November 3rd?

He'll be busy whacking his beet radish that day.