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Title: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: mrclose on May 22, 2015, 09:35:15 PM
The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.(http://i45.tinypic.com/mr5t8i.jpg)


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“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade.

“And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/22/isis-michelle-obama-is-worth-40.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thedailybeast%2Farticles+%28The+Daily+Beast+-+Latest+Articles%29
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2015, 11:10:20 PM
Must be the MSRP.  Sounds way over market to me.
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: obumazombie on May 23, 2015, 06:52:37 PM
Ever since I read Savage, I marvel at how those most deserving of scorn are elevated to impossible levels.
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: SVPete on May 24, 2015, 10:02:33 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on May 23, 2015, 06:52:37 PM
Ever since I read Savage, I marvel at how those most deserving of scorn are elevated to impossible levels.

Would it be correct to assume you refer to Michael Savage rather than Dan Savage? :bolt:
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: Big Dog on May 24, 2015, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2015, 11:10:20 PM
Must be the MSRP.  Sounds way over market to me.

I wouldn't give you a dollar for her.
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 24, 2015, 12:44:41 PM
I would gladly pay $80 if only one of these guys would take her.
she could...make school lunches for them.
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: obumazombie on May 24, 2015, 12:48:22 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on May 24, 2015, 10:27:05 AM
I wouldn't give you a dollar for her.

Even the guys from RoboCop who declare..."I'd buy that for a dollar" wouldn't either.
Title: Re: ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2015, 05:50:30 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on May 24, 2015, 10:27:05 AM
I wouldn't give you a dollar for her.

Me neither.  Just 'cause something might be on the market, that doesn't make me a willing buyer.