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The Bar => The Lounge => Game Threads => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 04:44:33 PM
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There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.
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There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.
My, I hope I didn't get sweaty in the process..not that there is anything wrong with that :naughty:
jty goes to come up with a corny limerick...
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I suck at this, but...
I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks
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That was very good. :lmao:
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
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I suck at this, but...
I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks
That is actually pretty good.
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Schade is a lady of course
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Schade is a lady of course
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
:blowkiss:
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Schade is a lady of course
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
:lmao: :lmao:
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Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
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Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
:lmao: :bow:
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There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us
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The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?
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There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us
Very Good!
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BEG was called ma'am by a drunk at Zs
I nearly laughed till I had to pee
he thought chances were better
to feel under BEG's sweater
but what he felt was the tip of her knee
*betwixt his loins, in case that wasn't clear, sorry not enuf syllables to complete the thought*
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The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?
verse 2....
The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?
m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat! :lmao:
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The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?
verse 2....
The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?
m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat! :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?
verse 2....
The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?
m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat! :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim? :naughty:
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(http://lh6.google.com/nelson.dale/R5gozOvBJmI/AAAAAAAABsU/-YjwIhGGGoo/s800/703.jpg)
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(http://lh6.google.com/nelson.dale/R5gozOvBJmI/AAAAAAAABsU/-YjwIhGGGoo/s800/703.jpg)
li'l ole me? :lmao:
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Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim? :naughty:
I vote Freeper!
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Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim? :naughty:
I vote Freeper!
Oh boy... ok.... let me get inspired, I think I shall go to a website featuring barn animals. :lmao:
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yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?
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yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?
Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula
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yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?
Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula
I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.
maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next.
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Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!
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yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?
Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula
I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.
maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next.
Stop talking durdy to me. :-)
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Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
the cantina was ALL DONE!
TTMBFFITP :lmao:
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JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
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JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
Excellent work!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!
TTMBFFITP :lmao:
Yikes... I almost had a meter failure. edited!
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JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".
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JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".
LOL :-)
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Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!
:rotf: :lmao: :uhsure:
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
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TTMBFFITP?
Huh? :confused:
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TTMBFFITP?
Huh? :confused:
You would have to have lived through it to understand it.
Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea. :lmao:
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
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TTMBFFITP?
Huh? :confused:
You would have to have lived through it to understand it.
Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea. :lmao:
O.
Beebs posted his picture once. He looks like Doogie Howser.
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
dancing lessons? :-)
(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
dancing lessons? :-)
(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)
That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.
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Haiku for WE
The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
I need more baby. Always need more.
you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
dancing lessons? :-)
(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)
That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.
I don't remember the 80's. I think I was in college . . . . :lmao:
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528
Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))
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Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
:lmao:
Verse 2....
I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs. :lmao:
oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528
Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))
You are in the limerick thread, be careful, you may get prosed.
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Guess who thought this thread was stupid. :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
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Guess who thought this thread was stupid. :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
umm, me? :-)
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Guess who thought this thread was stupid. :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
umm, me? :-)
Well yah..... ::)
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Guess who thought this thread was stupid. :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
umm, me? :-)
Well yah..... ::)
I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the games child forum. :-)
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Guess who thought this thread was stupid. :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
umm, me? :-)
Well yah..... ::)
I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the games child forum. :-)
Your wish is my command :bird: oops, wrong smilie :-)
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There was a poster known for excess
whose happy hour threads could get reckless
But his monickered name
reminded of a video game
As he strived for post whore success.
:innocent:
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Freedumb could not longer resist
his temptation to post a pic DID exist
so he snapped his distinguished head
put it in the CC photo thread
he has sullied himself in our midst. :lmao:
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The limerick lives on! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thank you jty!
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The limerick lives on! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thank you jty!
I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:
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The limerick lives on! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thank you jty!
I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:
You really are too humble, I told you that you could do it!
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This spot reserved for limerick for Dutch..... :naughty:
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.
:banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.
:banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.
:banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.
:banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"
For 'ho' is not a word befitting
for schade who is not submitting
yet it could seem like a blitz
when she finally submitz
and gets what he gets when he's getting!
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
You big old weirdo. :mental: :lmao:
I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".
Do you know mine?
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
You big old weirdo. :mental: :lmao:
I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".
Do you know mine?
I know you're hot. What else must one know?
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
You big old weirdo. :mental: :lmao:
I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".
Do you know mine?
I know you're hot. What else must one know?
like how hot? :popcorn:
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
You big old weirdo. :mental: :lmao:
I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".
Do you know mine?
I know you're hot. What else must one know?
like how hot? :popcorn:
Hawt hot. Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot. Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot. Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.
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Thank you thank you! :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.
We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*
Well, you get the point
*poof* (flies away)
You big old weirdo. :mental: :lmao:
I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".
Do you know mine?
I know you're hot. What else must one know?
like how hot? :popcorn:
Hawt hot. Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot. Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot. Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.
alrighty then! Go read your PM.... Im die.
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Ya'll are going to hell..............
Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.
:banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
How could you forget this thread?
Limericks are the best poems ever read.
Better than anything by-uh
that old chick Maya.
I wouldn't read her work dead.
:evillaugh:
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(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/lim.jpg)
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The above limerick I wrote at another forum and submitted it to their fine poetry section..... :popcorn:
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(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/lim.jpg)
Your metre is off on that one.......
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Your metre is off on that one.......
Help me correct.... which line?
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There once was a gal named Schadie
who had it in for the mens or the ladies
She offered her dough, it was punched, dont'cha know
And now she has no rise in her bowl