Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"

[Miss Mia]

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.

Frank, as you may have guessed, more goes on in the restroom than just going pee pee. There is a fair amount of primping and preening as well. Have you noticed that women look more refreshed after going to the restroom? Well, that's because we fluff our hair and touch up our makeup. We have to go in groups so that we don't lose that competitive advantage.... think about it, who wants to be outdone by another woman in the pack?

[Rebel]

I like to think they're going in there to talk about how they're all going to seduce me and damn you guys for trying to convince me otherwise.   

[Wretched Excess]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

[Schadenfreude]

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here.

That's disgusting..... How many beers did you have? 

[Miss Mia]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

If you wanna get any again, you must commence with the cuddling always. 

[ReardenSteel]

Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that. 

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 

Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you? 

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? 

[Schadenfreude]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.

[mamacags]

I don't like cuddling, in fact I loathe it.  I don't like when strangers touch me either.  I am just not a touchy chick.

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

[Schadenfreude]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

[Wretched Excess]

Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that. 

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 

Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you? 

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? 

I always thought getting hit was a good thingy.  I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.

[Schadenfreude]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

*snort*.... laffing for real. 

[Wretched Excess]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

[ReardenSteel]

Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that. 

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 

Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you? 

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? 

I always thought getting hit was a good thingy.  I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.

I like it. (mostly) Just wondering where it comes from.

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

[Wretched Excess]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

[Carl]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.

Sending PM pic for your approval. 

[Schadenfreude]

Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that. 

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 

Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you? 

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? 

Rearden I am beginning to think that you attract a certain type of female or you elicit this type of response from them. 

[Miss Mia]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

2 chicks cuddling is hot.

[Wretched Excess]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

[ReardenSteel]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.

Sending PM pic for your approval. 

H5 for the P in that PM. 

[Carl]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!





Just teasin,

[Schadenfreude]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!

[Chris_]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

2 chicks cuddling is hot.

Indeed: