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Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« on: June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM »
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

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Re: For women only
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 08:13:53 PM »
Ok, I guess I will take all of him for myself.  :whatever:

It was a hypothetical question anywhoo.  :uhsure:

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Re: For women only
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 09:06:49 PM »
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: For women only
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 09:15:34 PM »
Scott Stapp?
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Re: For women only
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 09:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:15:34 PM
Scott Stapp?

Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.
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Re: For women only
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 09:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:22:23 PM
Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.

Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.
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Re: For women only
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 09:25:15 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:06:49 PM
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p

What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?

We can turn this around I think.
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Re: For women only
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:23:36 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:22:23 PM
Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.

Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.

 :cheersmate:
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Re: For women only
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 09:37:45 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:06:49 PM
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p

What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?

We can turn this around I think.

I think Schade pics are nice. :)
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM »

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 09:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

They're scared of bugs.  :-)
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2008, 09:48:22 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 09:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 09:50:02 PM »
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 09:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

They're scared of bugs.  :-)

 :rotf:

I just spat beer across the den.
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 09:51:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 14, 2008, 09:50:02 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.

my theory is so they can talk about us, Frank. 
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2008, 09:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2008, 09:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2008, 09:53:35 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2008, 09:55:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 14, 2008, 09:50:02 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.


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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2008, 09:55:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

what about changing lightbulbs and parallel parking?

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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2008, 09:55:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2008, 09:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:53:35 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

 :rimshot:
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Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2008, 09:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:52:33 PM
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
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