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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« on: March 19, 2008, 11:28:37 AM »
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 11:32:13 AM »
Well, is it an upgrade?  Maybe the new one works better.

She should test drive it a bit before just blindly suing.

(on edit: "sewing?"  What was I thinking?)


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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM »
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 11:43:37 AM »
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 12:16:41 PM »
Those things are replaceable?
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 12:42:34 PM »
So did they take out the old one??

Does the new one work better??

I need more details!!! :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 12:53:24 PM »
The shitty surgery staff isn't the only one left holding the bag...
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 12:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 19, 2008, 11:43:37 AM
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p
her husband actually preferred his old bag...
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 12:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 19, 2008, 11:43:37 AM
I`m impressed,would have figured there would have been at least one joke about her getting a new husband or something like that.   :p

um, you read where it said "anus", right?
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2008, 12:56:28 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 12:42:34 PM
So did they take out the old one??

Does the new one work better??

I need more details!!! :-)

I was thinking that they probably just fixed the old anus, and were playing a little loosely with the word "new".
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2008, 01:01:29 PM »
So glad I have recruited you to the cause of random mutilation and horrific surgery stories.  :-)

Poor lady though. What a bummer.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2008, 01:03:58 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 19, 2008, 01:01:29 PM
So glad I have recruited you to the cause of random mutilation and horrific surgery stories.  :-)

Poor lady though. What a bummer.

argh.  I have been assimilated. :lmao:

I will leave aside the obvious "pain in the ass" pun for now.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 01:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 01:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 19, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:

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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 01:41:39 PM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 19, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:


No, the Democrats live here. :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 01:41:39 PM
Quote from: Muddyemms on March 19, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

I know!  I know!  Socialized medecine!!!!

huh?  I thought it was that they all just had really, really big assholes. :???:


No, the Democrats live here. :-)

touche. :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2008, 01:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 01:57:16 PM »
What a load of.... :shucks:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2008, 02:01:29 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 19, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:

they all appear to only have one eye, and are winking all the time.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2008, 02:04:33 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 02:01:29 PM
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 19, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: Sam Fisher on March 19, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Notice what all of these countries with these type stories have in common?  Discuss and come up with your best guess.

They speak funny? :lmao:

they all appear to only have one eye, and are winking all the time.

Ewww. :thatsright: :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2008, 03:16:24 PM »
Hey, shit happens.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2008, 03:19:56 PM »

at least she didn't fall asleep next to the airplane masturbater guy.  who knows what asinine
shit would have come of that.  it would have been hairy, that's for sure.



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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2008, 03:40:56 PM »
Could you imagine what this lady was thinking when she awoke from anesthesia? I.e., "Did I get violated?"?
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2008, 03:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 19, 2008, 03:40:56 PM
Could you imagine what this lady was thinking when she awoke from anesthesia? I.e., "Did I get violated?"?

how about, "OMG!!!!  I have two butt holes!!!"

 :-)

I think that would have been my first thought.

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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:

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