2 Bring Corpse to Store to Cash Check

[Chris_]

2 Bring Corpse to Store to Cash Check

NEW YORK (AP) - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.
David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

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[Chris_]

Bernie's check cashing weekend.

[bijou]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

[Chris_]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

...and they will face a stiff penalty.   

[bijou]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

...and they will face a stiff penalty.   

Thinking up more puns is a bit of a difficult undertaking at the moment.  I'll be back later. 

[Chris_]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

...and they will face a stiff penalty.   

Yes, there will be grave consequences.

[Chris_]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

...and they will face a stiff penalty.   

Thinking up more puns is a bit of a difficult undertaking at the moment.  I'll be back later. 

Well of corpse it's difficult.   

[djones520]

2 Bring Corpse to Store to Cash Check

NEW YORK (AP) - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.
David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

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Hey Lug, I beat you to it by 5 hours.   

http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=396.0

[bijou]

They were dead wrong to do that. 

...and they will face a stiff penalty.   

Thinking up more puns is a bit of a difficult undertaking at the moment.  I'll be back later. 

Well of corpse it's difficult.   

I guess you are morgue or less right.