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Offline bijou

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Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« on: January 08, 2008, 12:17:26 PM »
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In a story today about the possible departure of the John Wayne statue from the front of Flynt Publications –- it may go to Newport Beach, the Glendale-raised Duke's longtime home -– LAT's Bob Pool gets this euphemized gem from porn magnate Larry Flynt:

From his publishing headquarters above the statue, Flynt said he wouldn't miss the Duke and his horse if they headed south.

He said the entryway to the Flynt Building would be better served with something different, suggesting art more fitting for his adult entertainment empire: a 50-foot statue celebrating the male anatomy.

Beverly Hills officials could not be reached for comment on Flynt's idea, which would likely provoke considerable public debate.

Just one more dick in Beverly Hills, I guess.

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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 12:24:30 PM »
Gee, what's up with this?
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 12:25:00 PM »
Could be embarassing in cold weather.   :-)
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 12:27:37 PM »
Finally! A place to worship Bill Clinton.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 12:28:39 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 08, 2008, 12:27:37 PM
Finally! A place to worship Bill Clinton.
...or hillary...her is bigger I hear.   :rotf:
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 12:33:12 PM »
I wonder if it will be a fountain...
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 12:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on January 08, 2008, 12:33:12 PM
I wonder if it will be a fountain...
...made of brass.   :-)
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 12:52:21 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 08, 2008, 12:25:00 PM
Could be embarassing in cold weather.   :-)
Well Larry thinks it's 50ft, and if that's what he wants to believe then .... :evillaugh:
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 01:02:20 PM »
will it be mounted in a wheel chair?
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 05:49:21 PM »
You know what they say about overcompensating and all that... :evillaugh:
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 06:00:58 AM »
So that is why I got an invite to model in Beverly Hills the other day.   :thatsright:
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 06:42:58 AM »
Just what beverly hills needs, another massive prick.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 07:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 09, 2008, 06:42:58 AM
Just what beverly hills needs, another massive prick.

I know I was repeating a comment that was made in the original post, but I discovered that
CC has WAP access (and how freaking cool is THAT, by the way) the other day, and I was
playing with it this morning.  :hyper:

you can't moderate via WAP, though.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 07:59:11 AM »
Maybe he can contact Clinton and get a casting done of the Clenis.

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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2008, 08:36:29 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 09, 2008, 07:59:11 AM
Maybe he can contact Clinton and get a casting done of the Clenis.


Nah, the world has one perfectly good leaning tower in Pisa.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 08:52:20 AM »
Quote from: bijou on January 09, 2008, 08:36:29 AM
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 09, 2008, 07:59:11 AM
Maybe he can contact Clinton and get a casting done of the Clenis.


Nah, the world has one perfectly good leaning tower in Pisa.

I thought the clenis was bent, or twisted, or corkscrewed or something.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 11:28:21 AM »
I just feel sorry for any contractor who has to erect it.   :-)
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 11:43:36 AM »
I wonder how long it would take it to get hard before they remove the scaffolding.
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 11:45:14 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 09, 2008, 11:43:36 AM
I wonder how long it would take it to get hard before they remove the scaffolding.
Just imagine the unveiling...giant condom maybe???
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2008, 12:12:51 PM »
Will it lean to the left or right depending on whether the sculptor is left or right handed?
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 12:15:32 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 09, 2008, 12:12:51 PM
Will it lean to the left or right depending on whether the sculptor is left or right handed?
and there'll be lots of arguments about having it circumsized or not.   :uhsure:
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Re: Beverly Hills May Get Giant Penis Statue
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2008, 12:33:44 PM »
Turn your...uhh...head and cough.
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