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Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« on: December 05, 2008, 02:51:44 PM »


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Some will ask ‘why?’ Others will ask ‘why not?’ Sexy women wanting to wear a thong outdoors but not sacrifice the sexiness of a hooded sweatshirt are in luck.

Meet the Hood Thong.

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Guys beware, it is possible your wives or girlfriends may not want this.  :lmao:
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 02:55:31 PM »

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Guys beware, it is possible your wives or grlfriends may not want this.  :lmao:

Well, hopefully my girlfriend won't tell my wife I got her one.
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 03:39:36 PM »
I doubt that any of the girls here would be caught wearing one.
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 03:42:54 PM »
Whatever you do, don't land yourself in The Doghouse this Christmas.
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2008, 04:34:32 PM »
Holy hell, that is one ugly thong.

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 05:17:46 PM »
Holy hell, that is one ugly thong.

Sorry, "Toots" doesn't wear thongs!

Her days of those "things" are long past. Unfortunately, there are women who never believe they're to old for such things.

Hope you don't need a spork to clean that image out of your conscience!
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 07:07:45 PM »
What's good for the goose is good for the ....

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 07:08:53 PM »
What's good for the goose is good for the ....



If that's what turns you on, there Schade...

 :puke:
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 07:13:14 PM »
If that's what turns you on, there Schade...

 :puke:

Snap!  :-)

Actually .... I think the naked male is somewhat goofy. Ok, I know you all are proud of yourselves.... but come on guys :-)

You can tell me I look goofy too... I am a big girl.

« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 07:14:51 PM by Schadenfreude »
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 07:44:22 PM »
Snap!  :-)

Actually .... I think the naked male is somewhat goofy. Ok, I know you all are proud of yourselves.... but come on guys :-)

You can tell me I look goofy too... I am a big girl.



Men are very utilitarian, no?  :popcorn:

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 07:51:23 PM »
Men are very utilitarian, no?  :popcorn:

For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation.  :p
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2008, 07:52:21 PM »
For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation.  :p


 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:



 :popcorn: :popcorn:


 :popcorn:

This calls for...elaboration.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 07:52:33 PM »
Unfortunately, there are women who never believe they're to G-D Damned FAT for such things.


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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 07:53:13 PM »
For some of us, what we lack in beauty (or excess in goofyness) we more than make up for in ornamentation.  :p

This post is so totally worthless without pics.  :evillaugh:



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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 07:54:33 PM »
Fixed

LOL.... I thought fat booties looked better in thongs. It's either that or Vanity Fair granny panties....  :popcorn:
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 07:55:28 PM »

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:



 :popcorn: :popcorn:


 :popcorn:

This calls for...elaboration.  :evillaugh:

Indeed! I have already done my begging elsewhere.  :-)
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 08:03:51 PM »
Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.

I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK.  :uhsure:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 08:05:27 PM »
Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.

I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK.  :uhsure:

And what kind of silliness is this? Wolfs in egypt?  :uhsure:
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2008, 08:07:27 PM »
Well I did pose for a college art class once just to make a little extra money.

I'm not an artist but I think it came out OK.  :uhsure:

So what was that? .50 cal ammo or were ya just glad to see Shad?  :couch:
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2008, 08:09:54 PM »
And what kind of silliness is this? Wolfs in egypt?  :uhsure:

I don't know what that was really. For some reason when inuendo about my err self came up my first thought was to google male fertility god.

 :innocent: :innocent:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2008, 08:11:36 PM »
So what was that? .50 cal ammo or were ya just glad to see Shad?  :couch:

he he... *bats eyelashes*.... hello!
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2008, 08:19:29 PM »
he he... *bats eyelashes*.... hello!

Heh, heh! Hey Baby!

Always works on "Toots"!
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2008, 08:22:18 PM »
Heh, heh! Hey Baby!

Always works on "Toots"!

Is 'toots' your girl? I just love that. After my grandma passed away, my grandpa started dating again and he would call his girlfriends... his "dolls".
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2008, 08:26:05 PM »
Is 'toots' your girl? I just love that. After my grandma passed away, my grandpa started dating again and he would call his girlfriends... his "dolls".

For those who don't know, "Toots" is my wife of 35 years! Feb 10th will be 36!!!! She is still the apple of my eye. Right behind my new "girls", my grand daughters, of course!
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Re: Odd Christmas Gift: The Hooded Thong
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2008, 08:29:17 PM »
This post is so totally worthless without pics.  :evillaugh:




Some are more ornate than others! :evillaugh:
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