I think Schade need to untense a little!
I sensed a lot of anger in the title of this thread.
And sure, trauma to the groin is always a funny thing when it involves others... but sublimating tension or stress
and then taking it out on people on the internet is not always the best or healthiest choice.
Yoga or breathing techniques are good for stress release, or you could have a glass of wine.
Anti-stress devices are always a good choice too...