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convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« on: November 14, 2013, 01:29:10 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,256 posts)   Thu Nov 14, 2013, 02:10 PM

I am still alive!

Sorry I was not on for a while there! I was hit by a car and ended up with a fractured Skull and a Concussion. There were no cameras at the intersection and the two witnesses did not get the licenses plate. But they say it was a black Toyota and the person behind the wheel looked to have been on a cell phone. Due to being on the cell phone they did not see the lights.
 
But my friend I have mentioned before has been helping me. The nurse found his number in my cell, I had it marked as I.C.E and called him.
 
All in all, am still alive, still hanging in there. Still having to recover some, but still kicking!
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2013, 01:33:04 PM »
Okay!

A black Toyota and a cellphone.

That's more than enough for poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith to start her investigation.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2013, 01:36:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:33:04 PM
Okay!

A black Toyota and a cellphone.

That's more than enough for poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith to start her investigation.

I'm wondering if she's contacted her loving caring sisters and ancient father back in Joplin, as I'm sure they're worried for her, and need to know.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2013, 01:37:18 PM »
The driver should sue her for possibly denting and/or scratching their car.

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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2013, 01:38:32 PM »
I don't believe a word of it.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 01:39:20 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:33:04 PM

Hey.

Don't cast aspersions.

<<<drives a black Toyota.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2013, 01:40:13 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on November 14, 2013, 01:38:32 PM
I don't believe a word of it.

I'm with you.  I'm guessing this will turn into a two part wonders of O'bungacare bouncy.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 01:40:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 14, 2013, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:33:04 PM

Hey.

Don't cast aspersions.

<<<drives a black Toyota.



Took a vacation on the spur of the moment, did ya?
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 01:48:17 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 14, 2013, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:33:04 PM

Hey.

Don't cast aspersions.

<<<drives a black Toyota.


For once, you're in the clear. No cellphone.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2013, 01:50:51 PM by GOBUCKS »
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 01:56:07 PM »
She cross posted in GD, with no replies:

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Why do people do that? It has painful consequences. My head is a perfect example of it. 
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 01:57:16 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,256 posts)   Thu Nov 14, 2013, 02:10 PM

I am still alive!

Sorry I was not on for a while there! I was hit by a car and ended up with a fractured Skull and a Concussion. There were no cameras at the intersection and the two witnesses did not get the licenses plate. But they say it was a black Toyota and the person behind the wheel looked to have been on a cell phone. Due to being on the cell phone they did not see the lights.

Ok, which one of youz did it!???   :rotf:

I see the Coach is looking very guilty!
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 01:57:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
For once, you're in the clear. No cellphone.

You know, there's something for the primitives to think about, before they whine about us.

The convenience store primitive was gone for quite a while, during which time many here wondered what happened to her.  We didn't say anything, for fear of being accused of "stalking," but we wondered.

On the other hand, while she was gone, no primitive, not a single one, inquired about her.

It's obvious who cares.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 01:58:15 PM »
I think BD has it figured out.
Bouncy wind-up, waiting for the cACA pitch.

Hold on a second. What does Doug Bulna drive?
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 02:00:40 PM »
Wishadoo fundraiser for her card/hash fund in 3...2...1...
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 02:08:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 14, 2013, 02:00:40 PM
Wishadoo fundraiser for her card/hash fund in 3...2...1...

I'm rather concerned that she has a guy she barely knows, as the person to contact, in case of emergency.

She should, really, have one of her sisters listed.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2013, 02:12:51 PM »
How long did she have to wait at the curb for a black Toyota with a driver on a cell phone to come along? Just wondering......
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2013, 02:17:02 PM »
Quote from: marv on November 14, 2013, 02:12:51 PM
How long did she have to wait at the curb for a black Toyota with a driver on a cell phone to come along? Just wondering......

Why I find it hard to believe: I've lived in big cities where people drive like rectal apertures--especially Boston and Baltimore (although I've just visited those two places, never lived there)--and I'm sure that hit-and-run accidents happen.

But only very rarely.

It seems to me that the convenience store primitive had a better chance of winning the Powerball lottery, than of being hit by a car where the driver didn't stop.

The odds are s-o-o-o-o-o-o against it.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2013, 02:19:47 PM »
She was high on drugs, or drunk, and passed out on the curb next to a parked black Toyota.

That's what it was.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2013, 02:22:40 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 14, 2013, 02:08:49 PM
I'm rather concerned that she has a guy she barely knows, as the person to contact, in case of emergency.

She let slip a detail that could help poor addled Judy Smith in her investigation.

Amber's mystery friend is listed in her 0bamaphone as "I.C.E.".

Do you think it's possible she had a falling out with her mexican/indian warrior, Chief Thunderthud, and ratted out his crossborder weed business to the feds?

Does she have another contact listed as "D.E.A."?

Was her traffic accident really an accident?

The folks Amber pals around with would not like to see her calling contacts with those initials.

I'll just turn those clues over to grasswipe. She should have a field day.

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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2013, 02:24:46 PM »
I don't believe a word of it. 
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2013, 02:28:27 PM »
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For once, you're in the clear. No cellphone.

Well, GOBUCKS, he could be using the phone to text.  That black Toyota is awfully damning, and we do know what happened to the late Red Round Sodomite.  The plot thickens...
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2013, 02:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on November 14, 2013, 02:24:46 PM
I don't believe a word of it. 

I checked the police blotter for Tucson, Arizona, for the months of October and November 2013.

They're pretty comprehensive.  Unless the convenience store primitive's 87 years old, nothing comes even close.

I'll bet she was passed out on the curb in front of a parked black Toyota, but that doesn't make as good a story for the primitives, as her being a "victim" of something.
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2013, 02:48:34 PM »
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2013, 02:51:02 PM »
Well, no matter what did or did not happen, at least the "injury" was in her least vulnerable place. Just sayin'.....
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Re: convenience store primitive hit by a car; fate of laptap unmentioned
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2013, 02:51:22 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 14, 2013, 02:37:53 PM
I checked the police blotter for Tucson, Arizona, for the months of October and November 2013.

So, Coach apparently was in Tucson during the time in question.

Judy will run wild with this.
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