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Offline bijou

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They're looking at your naked body!
« on: June 07, 2008, 03:23:03 PM »
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-07-08 04:02 PM
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They're looking at your naked body!
 Advertisements [?]Posted by Soulskill on Saturday June 07, @12:00AM
from the too-cheap-to-hire-superman dept.

Lapzilla brings word that airports around the US are beginning to use a new type of body-scanning machine which records pictures of travelers underneath their clothing. The process takes roughly 30 seconds, and the person viewing the pictures is located in a separate room. We've discussed similar scanners in the past. From USAToday:
" said passengers would be alarmed if they saw the image of their body. 'It all seems very clinical and non-threatening -- you go through this portal and don't have any idea what's at the other end,' he said. Passengers scanned in Baltimore said they did not know what the scanner did and were not told why they were directed into the booth. Magazine-sized signs are posted around the checkpoint explaining the scanners, but passengers said they did not notice them."

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?no_d2=1&sid=08/06/07...

How long before the pics show up online?

 
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QuestionAll  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-07-08 04:06 PM
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1. people in this country are WAY too self-conscious about their naked bodies.
 we're all humans, and we all have the same stuff as everyone else, in one or the other of two basic models.

i think a lot of it comes from the inclinations of the over-religious toward ingraining shame into children's heads.
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edwardlindy  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-07-08 04:08 PM
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2. Now's the time to start writing messages
 on your body with a soft pencil like "I don't need to use an x-ray machine to figure you've only got a little dick you pervert"
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-07-08 04:14 PM
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7. Americans will do anything their told. No pride at all!

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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 03:28:14 PM »
I'll bet most DUmmies would support this if it only finds teh guns and not teh dope.
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 03:36:11 PM »
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-07-08 04:14 PM
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7. Americans will do anything their told. No pride at all!


Agreed, but surprising coming from a DUmmy.
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 03:42:07 PM »
From their picture threads, if the Dummies do any travel via air the TSA screener should get a huuuuuuuuuuge raise.
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2008, 05:55:37 PM »
They are probably scared the xray will detect their dildos up their butts and bondage clamps everywhere else.
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 05:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on June 07, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
I'll bet most DUmmies would support this if it only finds teh guns and not teh dope.
How true!  :rotf:
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2008, 06:24:52 PM »
How long will it be before they start saying we are profiling fat, naked people?
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM »
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.

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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.



And, here's Schade, happy in the knowledge there are screeners somewhere looking through her clothes:



;)
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2008, 07:25:42 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on June 07, 2008, 07:24:33 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.



And, here's Schade, happy in the knowledge there are screeners somewhere looking through her clothes:



;)


Hey now... I thought I gave you that in confidence.  :evillaugh:
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.



H5 for the pick. LOL

fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens.  :rotf:
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 08:22:47 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 07, 2008, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.



H5 for the pick. LOL

fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens.  :rotf:

Well if you do... if you do.... *giggles*.... be sure to send me the wmv.  :naughty:
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 04:15:41 AM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 07, 2008, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 07, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.



H5 for the pick. LOL

fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens.  :rotf:

Or, take Viagara beforehand and give the wiggle!
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Re: They're looking at your naked body!
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2008, 10:39:00 AM »
This will last until the first DUmmie hits a scanner.  The effect of which will be a technician running out of the booth tears streaming while screamin "My Eyes! MY EYES!"


On the other hand, I'm surprised no one has mentioned that we seem to have stumbled into Airplane 2.  The scene where the sucurity guards are "X-raying" all of the female passengers while letting anyone with guns pass them.
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