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Title: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 25, 2013, 07:21:44 PM
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Sat May 25, 2013, 12:04 PM

 leftyladyfrommo (6,550 posts)

Women: I have a sex question.

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 If you could just take a pill that makes you more interested in sex, would you take it? Would you want to take it?
 
I just saw a study about some drug that makes women more interested in sex. My first thought was that men must have developed it.
 
I'm getting pretty disgusted with all the women as sex objects stuff. I would really like to be able to just carry on my daily life, getting my stuff done, without sex always being a factor in there somewhere.
 
My main goal in life certainly isn't to be a hot chick.

don't worry, hun ^

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Sat May 25, 2013, 02:55 PM

 Aerows (13,925 posts)

47. Not every woman feels the same

I run, eat healthy etc. and the libido department is not a problem, unless you consider a deep desire to woo gorgeous women and have consensual sex with them all night a problem.
 
Some feminists are lesbians, and we are very open minded about having sex with women.
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Sat May 25, 2013, 01:44 PM

 La Lioness Priyanka (45,896 posts)

33. i might. it might be fun.

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Sat May 25, 2013, 04:14 PM

 Warpy (69,229 posts)

74. I can think of a lot of women in otherwise stable relationships

who might jump at it. Low sex drive can be a real problem for both sexes and women find it just as vexing as men do.
 
I can't see much of a market among single women in their 20s who spend much of their time fending off creepers demanding sex. It's not the kind of thing that's going to work instantly if you dump it in a woman's drink at a bar, either, so there's no market among horny men.
 
As for the sex object stuff, it all goes away practically overnight when you turn 50. It's amazing, it's like you're issued an invisibility cloak and they just don't see you any more.
butterface ^

 :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: delilahmused on May 25, 2013, 07:23:27 PM
Well, if this objectifies women does Viagra objectify men?

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: franksolich on May 25, 2013, 07:24:21 PM
For some reason

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fending off creepers demanding sex

I don't think this has ever been a problem for Ugly, even 40 years ago.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 25, 2013, 07:33:51 PM
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Sat May 25, 2013, 04:14 PM

 Warpy (69,229 posts)

74. I can think of a lot of women in otherwise stable relationships

who might jump at it. Low sex drive can be a real problem for both sexes and women find it just as vexing as men do.
 
I can't see much of a market among single women in their 20s who spend much of their time fending off creepers demanding sex. It's not the kind of thing that's going to work instantly if you dump it in a woman's drink at a bar, either, so there's no market among horny men.
 
As for the sex object stuff, it all goes away practically overnight when you turn 50. It's amazing, it's like you're issued an invisibility cloak and they just don't see you any more.

I dunno. What's the saying about older womens... they don't yell, they don't swell and their grateful as hell.  :bolt: :bolt:



Go ahead and BS me ladies. I like it.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:




 :-)

Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: diesel driver on May 25, 2013, 08:12:24 PM
I dunno. What's the saying about older womens... they don't yell, they don't swell and their grateful as hell.  :bolt: :bolt:



Go ahead and BS me ladies. I like it.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:




 :-)



Perky, son, sometimes you just ain't right!   :lmao:

Like Lewis Grizzard would say:  "Damn, brother!  Don't believe I'd told that!".  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 25, 2013, 08:29:13 PM
Perky, son, sometimes you just ain't right! 

You just now figuring that out, DD?   :tongue: :tongue:

In my defense... I didn't come up with the saying... I just merely quoted it.  O-) O-)




Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: ColonelCarrots on May 25, 2013, 09:41:16 PM
I think this drug is "Men who listen to women talk."

Sounds painful.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: AprilRazz on May 25, 2013, 10:20:37 PM
Meh, no pill needed here. I married a conservative man's man so there is no problems in the bedroom. :naughty:

But I guess if you are with a typical lib "male" you would need all the help you can get.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 26, 2013, 11:26:00 AM
Visions of the vile skanks on Golden Girls come to mind...
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: diesel driver on May 26, 2013, 11:44:02 AM
You just now figuring that out, DD?   :tongue: :tongue:

In my defense... I didn't come up with the saying... I just merely quoted it.  O-) O-)






No, I figured it out a LONG time ago.  :lol:

Remember, I not only married a FINE WV woman, I've traveled over a million miles on those marvelous WV roads. (Now, just WHO ain't right here!)

I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.   :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 26, 2013, 04:02:55 PM
No, I figured it out a LONG time ago.  :lol:

Remember, I not only married a FINE WV woman, I've traveled over a million miles on those marvelous WV roads.(Now, just WHO ain't right here!)

And survived too!!!! That's enough to make anyone a little off!

I'm not really sure who came up with that little saying. It was some comedian dad had an 8 track tape of. Might have been Red Foxx. Sounds about like something he'd say.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 26, 2013, 04:59:51 PM
Lesbian sex

The fantasy:

(http://www.virtuasexygirls.com/wallpapers/Blonde_Lesbian_licking_Neck_Of_Friend_968.jpg)

The reality:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c72/ryandunegan/dykes.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: diesel driver on May 26, 2013, 05:15:45 PM
And survived too!!!! That's enough to make anyone a little off!

I'm not really sure who came up with that little saying. It was some comedian dad had an 8 track tape of. Might have been Red Foxx. Sounds about like something he'd say.


LOL!  I had a T-shirt that said "Survivor the WV Turnpike!"

A girl at one of the toll booths wanted to buy it off me!   :lmao:

Sounds like something Ol' Redd would say.  I have a bunch of his albums, tapes, CD's, etc.

He was funny, without being overly vulgar, unlike Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, or Andrew Dice Clay.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 26, 2013, 06:37:19 PM
LOL!  I had a T-shirt that said "Survivor the WV Turnpike!"

A girl at one of the toll booths wanted to buy it off me!   :lmao:

Sounds like something Ol' Redd would say.  I have a bunch of his albums, tapes, CD's, etc.

He was funny, without being overly vulgar, unlike Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, or Andrew Dice Clay.

I think the best one he ever did... saw it on HBO back about the 70's.

He grabs a glass of ice water and drains it. Then pours the ice on the stage. Then he looks up to the audience, grins, and says: "Eskimo on the toilet".

The audience cracked up.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: jtyangel on May 26, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
Well, if this objectifies women does Viagra objectify men?

Cindie

No...what I've seen from most women is to get pissed about Viagra and say men make sure to take care of themselves, but when a pill comes out for them then they blame men for making it. I feel for men when it comes to this issue--damned if they do and damned if they don't. The whole message seems to be sex is only for men so anything related to it is for, well, men. I never understand the insistence of women in all variations of belief systems to still subscribe to the notion that sex is only for men; the attitude about it just screams it. I guess some progressives even are more backwards then they would like to admit.

My own gender confuses me on this issue to be honest. I've got friends who like to go and take workout classes with very exotic dancing and feel sexy among other women and strange men, but then when their husband wants sex too much(in their opinion) they are every negative name in the book. It's just silly.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on May 26, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
No...what I've seen from most women is to get pissed about Viagra and say men make sure to take care of themselves, but when a pill comes out for them then they blame men for making it. I feel for men when it comes to this issue--damned if they do and damned if they don't. The whole message seems to be sex is only for men so anything related to it is for, well, men. I never understand the insistence of women in all variations of belief systems to still subscribe to the notion that sex is only for men; the attitude about it just screams it. I guess some progressives even are more backwards then they would like to admit.

My own gender confuses me on this issue to be honest. I've got friends who like to go and take workout classes with very exotic dancing and feel sexy among other women and strange men, but then when their husband wants sex too much(in their opinion) they are every negative name in the book. It's just silly.

Well if a woman can't figure out a woman, that makes me feel much better.  lol
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 26, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
Well if a woman can't figure I woman, that makes me feel much better.  lol

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: ColonelCarrots on May 26, 2013, 09:32:59 PM
Well if a woman can't figure I woman, that makes me feel much better.  lol
Actually I figured them out about a year ago.

You see in science they call it a paradox. When two things collide and don't agree. I have a theory that because people tend to use only half their brain, that women use both. You see the right side of the brain is often used for creativity, and the left for logic. So what happens is they fabricate these fantasies about themselves, but in reality they don't want what they've fabricated about themselves.

Solution?
Give appropriate facial expressions when it is called for.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: vesta111 on May 27, 2013, 08:00:12 AM
Lesbian sex

The fantasy:

(http://www.virtuasexygirls.com/wallpapers/Blonde_Lesbian_licking_Neck_Of_Friend_968.jpg)

The reality:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c72/ryandunegan/dykes.jpg)

Hold the phone here, the last picture, is that Nads 40 years ago ????
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: diesel driver on May 27, 2013, 08:07:35 AM
Hold the phone here, the last picture, is that Nads 40 years ago ????

More like 50.

Before she crossed arced across the Rubicon.   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: BEG on May 27, 2013, 08:39:28 AM
I think this drug is "Men who listen to women talk."

Sounds painful.

Ha, but it actually works
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: Chris_ on May 30, 2013, 10:52:45 PM
Lesbian sex

The fantasy:

The reality:
It gets worse. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333303/Benefits-cheat-boldly-goes-court-Star-Trek-themed-civil-partnership-ceremony-used-expose-16-000-fraud.html)
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: jtyangel on May 31, 2013, 04:14:04 AM
It gets worse. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333303/Benefits-cheat-boldly-goes-court-Star-Trek-themed-civil-partnership-ceremony-used-expose-16-000-fraud.html)

From the comments lol:

Guess it would be 'all power to the transporter' if they tried to teleport.... Poor Scotty and his engines...
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Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: diesel driver on May 31, 2013, 04:51:24 AM
It gets worse. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333303/Benefits-cheat-boldly-goes-court-Star-Trek-themed-civil-partnership-ceremony-used-expose-16-000-fraud.html)

"Good heavens, Jim!  The ship is listing to port!"

"We're not on a ship, Bones.  We're on land in a building!"   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: njpines on May 31, 2013, 08:29:42 AM
Actually I figured them out about a year ago.

You see in science they call it a paradox. When two things collide and don't agree. I have a theory that because people tend to use only half their brain, that women use both. You see the right side of the brain is often used for creativity, and the left for logic. So what happens is they fabricate these fantasies about themselves, but in reality they don't want what they've fabricated about themselves.

Solution?
Give appropriate facial expressions when it is called for.

No you haven't, little one!  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: Chris_ on May 31, 2013, 08:52:08 AM
I thought I knew everything.

Then I grew up.
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: marv on May 31, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
The real proof is the ratio of female prostitutes to male prostitutes. The market for the product is created by the demand for the product. (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 31, 2013, 11:04:41 AM
The real proof is the ratio of female prostitutes to male prostitutes. The market for the product is created by the demand for the product. (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)

Or it could be the difference in how easy it is for females to get for free what the males have to pay for  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmies talk about female sexuality and aging
Post by: Wineslob on May 31, 2013, 04:07:39 PM
"Wales" News Service fits.


Here ya go DUmmies:


(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30746436.jpg)