primitives call out freepers

[franksolich]

First, there's this, from Tuesday:

lynettebro440  (493 posts) Tue Jul-29-08 08:54 PM
Original message

Someone told me I should post again
   
a rant I wrote back in 2005. I was really pissed off after being headlined on a bunch of little shits websites. I had had it and I went off. I'm still just as pissed off, just a little more tired of the little pukes then I was before and so many people here are just as critical. But here you go, enjoy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3699443

The link posted by the primitive leads to this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4822145

lynettebro440  (493 posts) Mon Sep-19-05 06:51 PM
Original message

**********HEY FREEPERS********
   
To all the freepers and repukes that are reading and lurking, now hear this. I have something I want to say and if you don't want to listen, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Now let me begin.

I've been reading this site for almost a year now as I tried to find some answers to why this world was turning so stupid.

I'm a little ole woman in the middle of the country with more brains then I should have. I have been around the block a few times; **** that shit I have been around the world. I have lived through some crazy shit that, if you were paying attention, you might agree.

I have lost a president from a bullet in his head, watched another resign as a thief and a crook, watched an old movie actor that had early stages of Alzheimer’s become president twice and then let his Nazi vice prez take over. I watched as this Nazi regime leader was voted in, and extended our pain for four more years. I watched a pot smoking, saxaphone playing hippie grab up the white house and gave me some hope to an end to the
destruction that the previous twelve years of a Nazi regime had destroyed. I was in Florida in 2000 when Jr. stole the show and took the white house away and watched in complete disbelief as he stole it again from us in 2004. I have now watched a Vietnam War start up and repeat again in Iraq. The first time I wasn’t of draft age, now I have two children who are.

I have watched my generation become a bunch of bloated, spoiled, arrogant, bitchy, name-calling assholes whose entire purpose is to make money and cheat on each other in the name of god. I now watch and see them make themselves out like they are in the early stages of Alzheimer’s themselves (what I like to call selective memory) so they don't have to watch and change themselves and the world.

I have sat here behind these eyes in total disbelief that I witnessed all of this and have survived to talk about it.

Well, I hadn't seen anything yet compared to what I am witnessing now.

I used to sit back and try to wonder, when I was in my early stages of life, how was I possibly going to describe what the hellwas happening in words that my children might be able to understand about this world in which we lived in. Now I am finding myself incapable of even trying to put into words what is happening now.

I need to ask now, WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS ****ING WORLD?

Have we as human beings become such a lazy, cowardly, senile, retarded, stop asking question group of people that we are all just simply going to sit on our fat asses and make fun of each other? I have had it to a degree that I can honestly say concerns me like no other time that I have spent on this earth.

I have posted 8 original posts before this one here on DU, it took a lot of courage to do that. I have three times been featured as the "headliner" on three different freeper sites. So here is to all the people that have a high attraction for taking my words and using them to slam me and my beliefs. **** YOU!! If my little old words get you heated up, you haven't seen anything yet.

To each one of you cowardly, overweight, retarded, red, white and blue, pickup truck driving, Christian mother ****ers who are watching, go ahead and post your threats and insults. I'm neither afraid nor intimidated nor
am I going to put up with your shit anymore. **** you and **** your opinions!

To all you Christian fundamentalist, bible thumping, Jesus loving, righteous people, get up off your asses and start LIVING (not just ****ing preaching) your ******* beliefs.

To all you gas guzzling, yuppie thriving, finger pointing, righteous rich people, pull out your ****ing wallets and start giving it back.

To all you NRA loving, gun toting stupid ass right wing, self righteous Uzi loving rednecks, get up off your asses and get your guns back, because they’re coming to take them away.

To all the minorities of the world who have been beaten down and shoved into the ground harder and harder, get up off your asses and get pissed off.

For all the rest of the quiet, meek and not so sure of themselves people, NOW is the time to speak up louder then you have ever spoken before.

I am tired. I am tired of no one doing anything to save this nation and especially tired and pissed off that those of us that are become a party to ridicule and abuse. Well you know what? I am getting up off my ass and ready to take back my nation LOUDER and STRONGER and more intelligently than any brain addled freeper in this ****ing world can.

Thank you DU for finally giving me a voice. I can now proudly speak it to anyone within earshot. To every one of you freepers who finds curiosity in me and our words here on DU, I say DU; let's show them what we got.

Open your mouths (or in this case your fingers) and let these lazy, asshole, piece of shit people that can't come up with their own ideas, that find us so fascinating here at DU, hear what it is we have to say. Let me be
the first to say **** YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I'M HERE, NOW LIVE WITH IT.

What do the rest of you want to say? Next?

Oh my.  That's pretty funny.

And here, I thought my fellow alum Skins frowned on humor on Skins's island.

Remember, this is from 2005; it turned out a rather large primitive bonfire.

benburch  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-19-05 06:55 PM
Response to Original message

1. A question for our Freeper Stalkers
   
I've been trying to figure something in my head and maybe you could help me out yea? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe your just sitting around, reading guns and ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, Wow it is ****ing amazing how crazy I really am? Yea? Do you guys do that?

Tom Yossarian Joad  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-05 01:10 PM
Response to Reply #97

99. Well, at least you are honest and forthcoming with "steal the next few elections..."

That's the only way you can win.

DistressedAmerican  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-19-05 07:35 PM
Response to Original message

23. Oh Girl! You Hurl A Wicked Sharp Spear Right To The Heart!
   
The heart of freeper hatred and bigotry!

I give that rant 5 moonbats up! Stellar!

Way to smack these pugs in the chops!

mopaul  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-05 05:15 AM
Response to Original message

74. are there any more at home like you? lynette for PRESIDENT

DistressedAmerican  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-05 07:43 AM
Response to Reply #78

79. Likely The Best Received Rant EVER Posted Here!
   
Mighty impressive response! Way to go!

**** You Freeps!

mopaul  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-05 08:54 AM
Response to Reply #78

83. ha ha! first good laugh today
   
your more than welcome, great minds think alike.

Tom Yossarian Joad  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-05 01:14 PM
Response to Original message

100. Totally kicking ass!
   
Well done! Thanks.

DistressedAmerican  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-21-05 08:07 AM
Response to Reply #157

158. In Over 10,000 Posts I HAve Never Gotten A Response Like That!
   
Oh yes, that other site is busy eating their own heads. I love watching that little digital freakshow. I know a lot of folks just can't stand to read the stuff. I find it both enlightening and amuzing to see how the other half lives!

Way to go on the excellent response on both counts!

Freaking Moonbat You!

Those are sample comments above, selected at random.

I wonder what our old home was doing in September 2005, to cause this discombobulation amongst the primitives.

[BlueStateSaint]

Aaaah, the good old days . . . 

[Carl]

I am sure the person who wrote this is a productive member of society.

I have watched my generation become a bunch of bloated, spoiled, arrogant, bitchy, name-calling assholes

Which pretty well describes her entire little hissy.

[LC EFA]

We should work on ensuring that the DUmmies are kept in a perpetual state of rage , so that more foaming-at-the-mouth rants like this one can be inspired, and dutifully reproduced. 

[Willow]

To each one of you cowardly, overweight, retarded, red, white and blue, pickup truck driving, Christian mother ****ers who are watching, go ahead and post your threats and insults. I'm neither afraid nor intimidated nor
am I going to put up with your shit anymore. **** you and **** your opinions!

To all you Christian fundamentalist, bible thumping, Jesus loving, righteous people, get up off your asses and start LIVING (not just ****ing preaching) your ******* beliefs

Dead giveaway. She's Obama's speech writer! 

[franksolich]

We should work on ensuring that the DUmmies are kept in a perpetual state of rage , so that more foaming-at-the-mouth rants like this one can be inspired, and dutifully reproduced.

It needs pointed out that one of the most prominent characteristics of primitives is that they don't like being watched by outsiders.

On the surface, primitives tend to believe they and their primitivkultur are superior to that of the decent and civilized world, but subconsciously, primitives know they live in a sordid, tawdry, dirty, degraded, primitive condition, and are ashamed of it.

Observing primitives isn't all fun-and-games; it's not like when one rows the boat ashore to the beach, that the primitives come running over, smiling and bearing gifts to the visitor.

[JohnnyReb]

Vote early and vote often for lynettebro440---for the "Moonbat of the Year" award.

[franksolich]

Vote early and vote often for lynettebro440---for the "Moonbat of the Year" award.

I'm still trying to figure out what incited this, in September 2005.

That was about the same time I moved out here, and didn't have internet service for some months.

That was some months after Doug's ex-wife's really stupid game, and of course long before May 12, 2006.

I wonder if it was something posted at our old home, or in P-J Comix's most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies.

[jukin]

Does she kiss her mother with that mouth?

It has been my experience that the more four letter words one can put into a run-on sentence the more persuasive the argument is.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Just as futile and stupid now as when it was new, some things lose nothing with age.

[asdf2231]

DistressedAmerican  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-19-05 07:35 PM
Response to Original message

23. Oh Girl! You Hurl A Wicked Sharp Spear Right To The Heart!
   
The heart of freeper hatred and bigotry!

I give that rant 5 moonbats up! Stellar!

Way to smack these pugs in the chops!

[BlueStateSaint]

asdf . . .  H5!

[franksolich]

I'm curious.

The grandmaternally primitive alleges that within 8 of her comments, she was already featured on "three different 'freeper' sites."

This was September 2005, remember.

There was P-J's most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies, and there was our old home.

I'd like to find the third one, to see what they have to say about the primitives, but I can't figure out what it might be.

[Servonaut]

I found this at rightwingnews from 2005

http://www.rightwingnews.com/special/worst4.php

The Twenty Most Annoying Liberals In The United States: The 2005 Edition

At Number 1

1) Cindy Sheehan

How did an uninteresting, not particularly well informed woman, with wacky liberal views manage to become the biggest story in America this summer? By deftly wielding the corpse of her own son like a light saber to deflect criticism, gain attention, and fatten her own pockets.

Here's woman who used her dead son as a hook to get attention from the press, as well as a book deal, and more than $10,000 a speech. Meanwhile, she demanded that the President meet with her a second time, that America change its foreign policy because she said so, and spewed out obnoxious quote after quote all while her supporters, who were referring to her as the "Rosa Parks of the anti-war movement", were demanding that no one ever be allowed to disagree with her or criticize her because she lost her son in the war.

As Sheehan's 15 minutes of fame stretched on, she rarely missed a chance to make an idiot of herself. She got into a public fight with her son's grandparents, aunts, uncles and numerous cousins who didn't agree with her views, got divorced from her husband after they had a falling out over her anti-war activities, did a Vanity Fair photo op laying on her son's grave, said America, "is not worth dying for," opposed the war in Afghanistan, suggested the war in Iraq was really about protecting Israel, said she had "no animosity for" the person who killed her son (but she's angry at Bush), claimed terrorists going into Iraq were, "freedom fighters," and referred to other moms who lost children in Iraq but disagreed with her as, "continue the murder and mayhem moms"....whew! She's been busy, hasn't she?

Yet, her supporters huffily demand that she should never be called on her ludicrous stances and beliefs, despite the fact that the mainstream media trumpets what she has to say, because she lost a son. So the other parents who've lost sons and daughters in this war, especially those, "continue the murder and mayhem moms," when do they get equal time from the media?

Never.

Apparently, only Saint Cindy's views deserve to be mentioned while her detractors are expected to listen to this sort of drek about "Mother Sheehan" without comment:

"Defining Quote:
For those of us who don't truly believe in god, she is truly a gift that we must not f*ck up under anyway shape or form. For all of you Jesus believers, she should be looked upon by you as a true savior. For Budhist, she is about true, unconditional love. For Muslims, she wants to stop the pain against your people. She has united this world from love, and there is no greater power then a mother's love of her child. I know, mine are my life, my soul, my joy and my acomplishments. If anyone would harm them, I would die and want to take down whoever did this. She is justified in her anger, beyond any man can truly understand. She is our Martin Luther King, Bobby K, she is a start of a movement. We don't get these chances very often because the world is asleep at the wheel.

She is the light, don't let it ever stop burning, because we may not get another chance, they don't come around that often." -- lynettebro440 at the Democratic Underground

[USA4ME]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.  lynettebro440 left out the part about explosive charges in the WTC and the Pentagon being hit by a missle.  So close.  So close.

.

[Airwolf]

WTF lady? Take a midol or something.

[EastFacingNorth]

So has anyone else called the Fister on his plagiarism (in this instance) yet?  Because his little verbal diarrhea about insanity comes word-for-word from the mouth of Brad Pitt's character in the movie 'Se7en.'

Given that this is pretty old, I assume someone has already pointed that out, but on the off chance that nobody has I wanted to speak up.

[dandi]

Wow, she's still quite the bitter hippie ****, isn't she?

Love the comments, Frank.  Quite the tour through the granite garden. 

[Carl]

We should work on ensuring that the DUmmies are kept in a perpetual state of rage , so that more foaming-at-the-mouth rants like this one can be inspired, and dutifully reproduced.

It needs pointed out that one of the most prominent characteristics of primitives is that they don't like being watched by outsiders.

On the surface, primitives tend to believe they and their primitivkultur are superior to that of the decent and civilized world, but subconsciously, primitives know they live in a sordid, tawdry, dirty, degraded, primitive condition, and are ashamed of it.

Observing primitives isn't all fun-and-games; it's not like when one rows the boat ashore to the beach, that the primitives come running over, smiling and bearing gifts to the visitor.

I think much of the issue is that they are confronted with the facts of reality in life.
They cannot understand or accept that.

A world of make believe which is based on anger and victimhood is much easier to deal with as they live out their pitiful,hopeless lives.

[Tucker]

To all you NRA loving, gun toting stupid ass right wing, self righteous Uzi loving rednecks, get up off your asses and get your guns back, because they’re coming to take them away.

Translation please.

[Tucker]

I'm not a fan of the Uzi myself.
I just don't like 9mm.

They're fun. I'm having a rail mounted for a Eotech.

[DixieBelle]

She must have been using the DUmp's Build An Incohernt Rant Template......

I wonder if UP has had her over for high tea? They would get along famously.

[BlueStateSaint]

She must have been using the DUmp's Build An Incohernt Rant Template......

I wonder if UP has had her over for high tea? They would get along famously.

Milady, could you clarify?  Is that "high tea," or "tea while high?"

[DumbAss Tanker]

I'm not a fan of the Uzi myself.
I just don't like 9mm.

I like 9s okay, but for a subgun I'd much rather have a plain old M3A1 over just about anything else.  Powerful and utterly indestructible.

[BlueStateSaint]

I'm not a fan of the Uzi myself.
I just don't like 9mm.

I like 9s okay, but for a subgun I'd much rather have a plain old M3A1 over just about anything else.  Powerful and utterly indestructible.

When I was with 2/3 ACR, we had a SSG who drove an M-88 who absolutely loved the M3A1, and was able to continue carrying one as his duty weapon.  He was damned accurate with it, too.