You know, the sparkling husband primitive is the textbook example of what Sigmund Freud described as the "castrated male syndrome."
The past several weeks, the sparkling husband primitive has been promiscuously prolific on Skins's island, running all over starting all sorts of bonfires about his "rage."
The sparkling husband primitive isn't, really, raging against George Bush or the world or decent civilized people or this or that, but against his lack of balls, his utter impotence.