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The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« on: August 22, 2009, 10:20:19 PM »
I'm sure whatever neighbors you have can't wait either.  :-)

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i make my move to NYC in 3 days
 
so excited i can't stand it!!
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 10:22:48 PM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on August 22, 2009, 10:20:19 PM
I'm sure whatever neighbors you have can't wait either.  :-)

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How long until we get a "I can't stand my neighbors!!" or "I hate this city!!" thread? :rotf:
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 10:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 22, 2009, 10:22:48 PM
How long until we get a "I can't stand my neighbors!!" or "I hate this city!!" thread? :rotf:

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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 10:37:01 PM »
A home-schooled Alabama girl, a butterball, handicapped by the absence of a chin, going on her own to study film in New York City.

I expect she has a shot at making it in film. Probably in the San Fernando Valley. "Li'l Ava Does Dallas".
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 11:25:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2009, 10:37:01 PM
A home-schooled Alabama girl, a butterball, handicapped by the absence of a chin, going on her own to study film in New York City.

I expect she has a shot at making it in film. Probably in the San Fernando Valley. "Li'l Ava Does Dallas".

Could be, I expect it's more likely she'll be stuck on the periphery of the NYC film/broadcast business for the rest of her life, gophering or something similar.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 12:14:35 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2009, 11:25:40 PM
Could be, I expect it's more likely she'll be stuck on the periphery of the NYC film/broadcast business for the rest of her life, gophering or something similar.
I was thinking more in the line of "would you like fries with that?"  :rotf:
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 01:06:23 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on August 23, 2009, 12:14:35 AM
I was thinking more in the line of "would you like fries with that?"  :rotf:

More like "5 bucks for a BJ, 20 to go "all the way"!"
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 03:42:02 AM »
NYC will eat her alive.

Should be entertaining to watch.

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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 03:54:15 AM »
oh come on now, my buds...

this must be an exciting time for her.  young.  going off to college.  why can't we embrace that.

soon, so very soon, she will understand the folly of her liberal ways.  on the streets of NYC.  ava a drug addict and a pregnant prostitute?   clutching her little broken 35mm camera in her hands?   *sniffs*



give her the moment she so looks forward to...




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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2009, 04:44:18 AM »
I predict within 4 months she will be posting that someone broke into her apartment stole her camera, video cam and laptop, and she didn't have insurance...
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 05:07:32 AM »
Quote from: WMD Owl on August 23, 2009, 04:44:18 AM
I predict within 4 months she will be posting that someone broke into her apartment stole her camera, video cam and laptop, and she didn't have insurance...

My money's on you . . .  :cheersmate:
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 06:17:20 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2009, 10:37:01 PM
A home-schooled Alabama girl, a butterball, handicapped by the absence of a chin, going on her own to study film in New York City.

I expect she has a shot at making it in film. Probably in the San Fernando Valley. "Li'l Ava Devours New York".

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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 07:48:13 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on August 23, 2009, 12:14:35 AM
I was thinking more in the line of "would you like fries with that?"  :rotf:

It's a lot like that, except she'd be saying "My boss wants fries with that, but only if you cook them in safflower oil.  What kind of oil do you use here?"

 :lmao:

WMD Owl is completely on target, too.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 10:35:22 AM »
Ava fell of the map pretty quickly.  She was a one-trick pony.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 11:36:24 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2009, 11:25:40 PM
Could be, I expect it's more likely she'll be stuck on the periphery of the NYC film/broadcast business for the rest of her life, fluffing or something similar.


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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2009, 11:39:24 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on August 23, 2009, 10:35:22 AM
Ava fell of the map pretty quickly.  She was a one-trick pony.

She's in training to be Minister of Propaganda for the next term (if one can be stolen that is)
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2009, 12:33:10 PM »
Honestly people...  this has gotta be a low point for us.  It's almost like you're all wishing that she is driven to a life of prostitution. 
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2009, 01:22:24 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on August 23, 2009, 12:33:10 PM
Honestly people...  this has gotta be a low point for us.  It's almost like you're all wishing that she is driven to a life of prostitution. 
Not at all, sir. I fully expect her to reach that destination voluntarily, and that her hateful
arrogance will receive its just reward.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2009, 02:48:46 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on August 23, 2009, 12:33:10 PM
Honestly people...  this has gotta be a low point for us.  It's almost like you're all wishing that she is driven to a life of prostitution. 

I don't think it'll go there, myself, she'll just end up as a low-level functionary with delusions of grandeur in the cruel and incredibly-shallow business of real media.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 03:04:51 PM »
I would love to be a fly on the wall when one of her professors calls her little movies are garbage. The DUmp and her mother (Was there ever a father or just a sperm donor?) have treated her like the sun shone out of her chubby ass all of her life.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 03:09:14 PM »
We could very well be at the beginning of a .... the VERY BEGINNING of a brand new bobbolink!  How exciting!

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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 05:28:00 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on August 23, 2009, 12:33:10 PM
Honestly people...  this has gotta be a low point for us.  It's almost like you're all wishing that she is driven to a life of prostitution. 

Naw, she'll get mugged and will run home on the next bus available.  :-)
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 05:32:35 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on August 23, 2009, 05:28:00 PM
Naw, she'll get mugged and will run home on the next bus available.  :-)

She's a DUmmy. A life of prostitution is far more likely.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2009, 09:45:35 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on August 23, 2009, 05:28:00 PM
Naw, she'll get mugged and will run home on the next bus available.  :-)



Far more likely.  :bow: The first time she gets on the C train (subway) she's dead meat.
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Re: The overambicious teen "AVA" makes her move in three days
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 10:52:42 AM »
She's started a new thread since the countdown needs updating:
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Ava  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-24-09 09:54 AM
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I move to NYC in less than 24 hours!!!
 And I'm *almost* done packing

 SO EXCITED! 


and she gets some odd feedback....


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Renew Deal  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-24-09 10:17 AM
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11. We don't need you here.
   <insert picture of a t-shirt sporting a handgun and an obscene threat>

Just kidding. Welcome! 

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JPZenger  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-24-09 10:42 AM
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16. Easy to be an alcoholic in NYC - cabs are designated drivers
 I read a book by a young alcoholic. She said it was easy to be an alcoholic in Manhattan, because you walk outside the bar, and there's cabs ready to serve as your designated driver.
 

Warning??  Suggestion??

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Renew Deal  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-24-09 11:16 AM
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19. Hey Ava, check out this tourism spot  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4029941 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9000235
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