TiT did it.................He was in Dallas recruiting for Seal Team 3 under super secret orders from the Pentagon. While in Dallas, he found out that the attempt was to be made on JFK's life...he promptly flew to Houston on November 21 and in a super secret meeting at the Rice Hotel, TiT calmly sat down and had a delightful conversation with Jackie before being escorted in the a private conference with the President. Attending the conference, was John Connally, RFK, GHWB, Richard Nixon, Warren Burger, LBJ, Gerald Ford and a Hispanic waiter that looked strikingly like Fidel Castro.
TiT held court for over an hour, outlining how the assassination would take place in Dallas. In a deafening silence, the room was in awe and shock of the details laid before them by TiT. Then very calmly, TiT outlined how the original JFK would be substituted for by a body double and that in return, JFK would retire to South America to party the rest of his days with as many babes as he wanted. When asked about the geopolitical, social, and political ramifications of such an event, TiT continued his discourse into the Wee hours of the morning by saying that LBJ would become POTUS, followed by Nixon, and Ford, ....they were all elated. He also said that RFK would run for President as well........he was happy.
The problem was how TiT would address the "assassination" of a beloved President.....no problem, TiT with his superior intellect told the group, "That's easy!!..we merely have GHWB become director of the CIA to eliminate everyone associated with the events , the exception being the men in this room".
JFK sat down and spoke in measured tones as he addressed TiT..."You have done your country a great service!"
But Tit courageously spoke up and said....."Mr. President, I will have to kill the body double in Dallas in order for these events occur. JFK quietly ordered it so and took TiT aside and said "You know what you are doing can never be told outside this room and that you will pay a terrible price for your sacrifice." Tit calmly took a draw on his cigarette and then calmly replied...." Mr. President, I have been trained to take orders in preparing my Seal Team 3, all I ask is that
I be set up outside of San Francisco in order to preserve my cover in quiet solitude." All the attendees then shook his hand and had a toast of Dewars to TiT offered by the Fidel look alike......
TiT, realizing the weight of history upon his shoulder flew back to Dallas with a friend, Jack Ruby, at his topless club and proceeded to get drunk and party with 4 strippers.
The rest is history*
* The Fidel look alike was actually Fidel, .......he was there because he was a personal friend of TiT that provided TiT with cigars........**
** True story, every word................would I lie?
