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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2009, 09:40:38 PM »
And one minute he's a Marine Sargeant who can't hold a marriage together and in the next he's a fighter pilot?
In COLOR?!?!

That's because that horrid wench he was married to when he was on Iwo Jima was dragging him down.
She wouldn't even let his kid write letters to him. It wasn't until he got shed of her that the color came
back into his life as moved on to Guadalcanal. 
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2009, 09:56:16 PM »
And who said it was a World War??

It was all fought in Jamaica...by Cylons.  :-)

why are we getting all of your throwaways, by the way? :-)

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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2009, 11:20:06 PM »
Sigh.

You are a tool of the Shadow Government Conspiracy Monitors and you don't even realize it.

If you look at your OWN POST!!111eleventyeleventy you will see the fallacy of your position.

How on Earth (Or what they TELL us is Earth, but that's a matter for another thread.) could WWII be BOTH in color AND black and white?

And one minute he's a Marine Sargeant who can't hold a marriage together and in the next he's a fighter pilot? In COLOR?!?!

Not even close my friend.

And how could the war have possibly been fought by John Wayne on Guadalcanal in color and TWO YEARS LATER revert back to black and white for Iwo Jima??  The Bilderbergs have a secret time machine in the basement of the Capitol building that interrupts the space-time continuum to place the John Wayne of the future (color) into the past to do their bidding.  Or maybe a really sweet DeLorean.
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2009, 11:51:33 PM »
And how could the war have possibly been fought by John Wayne on Guadalcanal in color and TWO YEARS LATER revert back to black and white for Iwo Jima??  The Bilderbergs have a secret time machine in the basement of the Capitol building that interrupts the space-time continuum to place the John Wayne of the future (color) into the past to do their bidding.  Or maybe a really sweet DeLorean.

Holy Mother Of Pearl!!!!11111

I missed that completely!!!

What further proof is needed here? 








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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2009, 11:52:21 PM »
And how could the war have possibly been fought by John Wayne on Guadalcanal in color and TWO YEARS LATER revert back to black and white for Iwo Jima??  The Bilderbergs have a secret time machine in the basement of the Capitol building that interrupts the space-time continuum to place the John Wayne of the future (color) into the past to do their bidding.  Or maybe a really sweet DeLorean.

OMFZG!11!!

you are right that could have never happened its all the ****ing rethugs!!1111

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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2009, 01:41:27 AM »
OHMYGOD!!!  I just heard Alex Jones on the radio say that the government had a super sekrit underground base in the Antarctic!  That's where they're hiding their time machines!!
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2009, 02:47:15 AM »
This thread is priceless, I am crying with laughter here.



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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2009, 06:36:28 AM »

Uh.....can I borrow one of those time machines for a few days? You see.....well.....there's this young lady down the street....and....well...like....you know.... Have I just got to spell it out for you?
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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2009, 10:55:21 PM »
Bumping for the conspiracy fans. :-)




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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2009, 10:57:10 PM »
Bumping for the conspiracy fans. :-)

I have not see them come to this thread yet. I expect they come like moths attracted to light.
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2009, 11:02:36 PM »
Bumping for the conspiracy fans. :-)

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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2009, 10:37:05 PM »
I have not see them come to this thread yet.
I expect they come like moths attracted to light.






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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2009, 11:35:39 PM »
 :wtf2: are you all smokin??  I think it's past your bedtimes! :mental:




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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2009, 08:19:58 AM »
  Where the heck is Sparky in this thread.

Oh yes he is working 10 this week, suck it up Sparky I work 10 every week and most likely I am old enough to Be your mother.

You see Sparky there are others that agree with me about all the misinformation about that war. You keep making fun of me but others agree and show how off center you are about that war.

I still insist the Germans painted their planes with the rising sun and bombed Pear Harbor.
At the time of the bombing we had 2 ambassador's from Japan waiting to speak to our President about the feel good between the two nations.

It only makes sense  as 39% of that island were of Japanese decent.   No way would Japan bomb that large a population of  their own people.

Brilliant idea by the Germans, get us to declare war on Japan and that gives them a reason to declare war against us.

Sparky has never listened to me about this, at times he has a closed mind.

Denial of the Hollicast to me is done by people that have the fear that they themselves may become capable of committing the same thing under duress. These denier's have to believe that as a human being this is beyond the ability of humans of humans to commit.

We see pictures representing what was done in the day of Vlad the Impaler and need to think we have moved beyond that. 

In order to remain sane we must deny that any of the past ever happend. We must deny that we ourselves could be encourage to become less then what we think of as humane.

I have thought long and hard on my reaction in the Hollicast Museum and was brought out in a state between hysterical crying and zombie like reaction.

I believe that was due to the sudden realization that as a human I too could be manipulated through food, clothing and housing to justify any actions that harm others.

I now understand why some deny the Holocaust ever happends---that would be to recognize the evil within us all/




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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2009, 08:31:30 AM »
Vesta, any idea that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor is lunacy personified.

Whatever your feelings for Sparky are, please put down the crack pipe vis a vis Pearl Harbor. You're just not correct on that one.
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2009, 08:36:20 AM »
Vesta--living proof of what a bottle of coffee brandy, two bongfuls of Maine's best homegrown, 4 tabs of acid, and a hammerblow to the head will do to the average person.
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2009, 09:16:20 AM »
Well, if Bluto said it, it must be true.

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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2009, 09:20:09 AM »
Was John Wayne MIHOP or LIHOP?

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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2009, 10:44:42 AM »
THANKS! I needed that.   :rotf:

But, to clarify, Pearl Harbor was bombed because my Mom was born 3 weeks before.  I know this to be true, my Uncle told me.   ::)
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« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2009, 10:05:42 PM »
  Where the heck is Sparky in this thread.

Oh yes he is working 10 this week, suck it up Sparky I work 10 every week and most likely I am old enough to Be your mother.

You see Sparky there are others that agree with me about all the misinformation about that war. You keep making fun of me but others agree and show how off center you are about that war.

I still insist the Germans painted their planes with the rising sun and bombed Pear Harbor.
At the time of the bombing we had 2 ambassador's from Japan waiting to speak to our President about the feel good between the two nations.

It only makes sense  as 39% of that island were of Japanese decent.   No way would Japan bomb that large a population of  their own people.

Brilliant idea by the Germans, get us to declare war on Japan and that gives them a reason to declare war against us.

Sparky has never listened to me about this, at times he has a closed mind.

Denial of the Hollicast to me is done by people that have the fear that they themselves may become capable of committing the same thing under duress. These denier's have to believe that as a human being this is beyond the ability of humans of humans to commit.

We see pictures representing what was done in the day of Vlad the Impaler and need to think we have moved beyond that. 

In order to remain sane we must deny that any of the past ever happend. We must deny that we ourselves could be encourage to become less then what we think of as humane.

I have thought long and hard on my reaction in the Hollicast Museum and was brought out in a state between hysterical crying and zombie like reaction.

I believe that was due to the sudden realization that as a human I too could be manipulated through food, clothing and housing to justify any actions that harm others.

I now understand why some deny the Holocaust ever happends---that would be to recognize the evil within us all/





There is stupidity... And then there is nuclear powered, fusion assisted, light speed capable, super sized, giant-ass bag o' stupid like you just achieved there. 

Congrats. 

Every single person who reads that will be permanantly dumber for having done so. I have in fact heard more coherant musings from people who are convinced that they have interbred with inannimate objects under orders from Santa Claus in an effort to breed "UberToyPeople". 

It is so fundamentally stupid on almost every single level that I would have to drill a hole in my skull with a Makita drill, pour drano into it to semi liquify the tissues and let a monkey suck them out with a drinking straw to match the condition that your brain must be in to simply even embrace the notion.

You are in fact, a Fluke Of The Universe. You have no right to exist and although you cannot hear it, the Universe is laughing behind your back.




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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2009, 11:28:57 PM »
I think we have a new addition to the Moron Zone....


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« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2009, 11:46:47 PM »
What the feck is a "Hollicast"?
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Re: We Never Fought WWII.
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2009, 11:55:17 PM »
What the feck is a "Hollicast"?

I think it has something to do with that "healing white light" shit that DUmmies talk so much about sending every fecking where...  :confused:
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« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2009, 05:58:38 AM »
There is stupidity... And then there is nuclear powered, fusion assisted, light speed capable, super sized, giant-ass bag o' stupid like you just achieved there. 

Congrats. 

Every single person who reads that will be permanantly dumber for having done so. I have in fact heard more coherant musings from people who are convinced that they have interbred with inannimate objects under orders from Santa Claus in an effort to breed "UberToyPeople". 

It is so fundamentally stupid on almost every single level that I would have to drill a hole in my skull with a Makita drill, pour drano into it to semi liquify the tissues and let a monkey suck them out with a drinking straw to match the condition that your brain must be in to simply even embrace the notion.

You are in fact, a Fluke Of The Universe. You have no right to exist and although you cannot hear it, the Universe is laughing behind your back.

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« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2009, 06:13:44 AM »
And is the merely quoting asdf's post without commentary of your own a sort of cyber-agreement with the above statement, or what?
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