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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2014, 07:54:52 AM »
Quote from: Dori on October 26, 2014, 05:26:53 PM
What a weird post.  It sounds like a feminazi wrote it, but the fat skank is a man.

I know. I assumed it was a woman that wrote that  :lmao:
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2014, 09:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 07:54:52 AM
I know. I assumed it was a woman that wrote that  :lmao:

     That continues to be a fair assumption.

   
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2014, 02:11:25 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2014, 07:54:52 AM
I know. I assumed it was a woman that wrote that  :lmao:

Only natural.  After all, we are discussing a DUmp male.   :whistling:
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2014, 02:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 27, 2014, 02:11:25 PM
Only natural.  After all, we are discussing a DUmp male.   :whistling:

I'm wondering if maybe he's getting hit on by gay men and he isn't gay.  Hard to imagine a guy would be put off by female admiration.







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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2014, 02:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 27, 2014, 02:27:53 PM
I'm wondering if maybe he's getting hit on by gay men and he isn't gay.  Hard to imagine a guy would be put off by female admiration.


     The correct answer is that he is hetero but feels guilty for not being gay, so he's trying to be gayer, but it isn't working because more females than males are attracted to, and are attractive, to him. The conflict and cognitive dissonance has made him go crazy, ergo this odd OP.
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2014, 02:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 27, 2014, 02:27:53 PM
I'm wondering if maybe he's getting hit on by gay men and he isn't gay.  Hard to imagine a guy would be put off by female admiration.

That is good insight, Dori. It fits with his effeminacy and disdain for natural masculinity.

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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2014, 03:15:44 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 25, 2014, 03:21:29 PM


     I'm thinking a match.com date didn't go so well. Oh well...not every woman wants to wear a strap-on.

He/She/It failed the personality test...
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2014, 10:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 27, 2014, 02:59:04 PM
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2014, 10:18:53 PM »
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2014, 10:23:25 PM »
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I have been banned from responding to this thread for calling Sheldon Cooper an asshole. My first ever alert here and ban. I do not regret it. He was being an asshole

Got a news flash for you, Suckapustulus. Sheldon Cooper is a fictional character. Don't get your panties in a wad over it.
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2014, 10:28:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 27, 2014, 10:23:25 PM
Spankanoctopus says...

Got a news flash for you, Suckapustulus. Sheldon Cooper is a fictional character. Don't get your panties in a wad over it.
A DUmmy is using Sheldon Cooper as a forum name.

People who can't come up with an original form name irritate me.  We've had all kinds of yokels using famous names for an ID.  It's a little pitiful.
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2014, 10:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 27, 2014, 10:18:53 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Is that Locopuffs?

I think LocoNutz is too old to be THAT pretty young thang...  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2014, 10:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 27, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
A DUmmy is using Sheldon Cooper as a forum name.

People who can't come up with an original form name irritate me.  We've had all kinds of yokels using famous names for an ID.  It's a little pitiful.

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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2014, 10:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 27, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
A DUmmy is using Sheldon Cooper as a forum name.

People who can't come up with an original form name irritate me.  We've had all kinds of yokels using famous names for an ID.  It's a little pitiful.


 :whistling:
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2014, 10:45:07 PM »
I was thinking more along the lines of 'Sam Adams' and 'Ben Franklin'. :rofl:
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 10:48:02 PM »
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Re: Shankapotomus just doesn't. So just don't.
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2014, 01:48:46 PM »
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