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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« on: May 21, 2013, 02:54:31 PM »
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Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
 
This is a serious question

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HERVEPA (2,597 posts)
3. If only more people had guns, they could have stopped the tornado

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cali (80,181 posts)
4. what the hell? how on earth is that a serous question?

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8. The NRA is sending out a special unit to recover all arms and make sure they are safe.

'Guns are people my friend.'

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CBGLuthier (8,897 posts)
9. along with all the cowboy hats and spurs?

All of them can be found under a surrey with a fringe on top I am sure.

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10. You know I was thinking the very same thing. Wonder if there is alot in those empty houses.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 02:58:14 PM »
Oz.

 :whatever:
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 03:06:11 PM »
I'm sure there are some around, however since the tornado didn't go through a Democrat stronghold, I expect they'll be picked up, turned in, and returned to their owners if identifiable.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 03:29:55 PM »
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Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
 
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10. You know I was thinking the very same thing. Wonder if there is alot in those empty houses.

We know where the DUmmies are headed. DU is gonna be slow for a while.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 03:47:16 PM »
Quote from: marv on May 21, 2013, 03:29:55 PM
We know where the DUmmies are headed. DU is gonna be slow for a while.

Some of the DUmmies won't be back.

They shoot looters in Oklahoma.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 04:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 21, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
Some of the DUmmies won't be back.

They shoot looters in Oklahoma.


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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2013, 04:13:48 PM »
Apparently, Cali has lucid moments, not many, but.....
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 06:00:57 PM »
I got a bet for any DUmmie for any amount of money they care to loose.

I bet these people in Oklahoma will have their homes rebuilt and be back in them before the poor stupid Obamavoters in NY and NJ will.

Hell, I even bet Oklahomans will be back in their houses before Christmas!

THIS YEAR!!!

Any takers, DUmmies?

Here's a thought on the "gun issue", DUmmies.

Maybe, perhaps, the residents of this stricken town TOOK THEM WITH THEM!!!!  DUH!!!!  :thatsright:
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 06:04:16 PM »
Compare: Joplin, MO and Manhattan, NY

And... go.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2013, 06:07:14 PM »
My answer would be I do not know, but anyone thinking about looting may want to give that a second thought.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2013, 06:47:42 PM »
ghoul: an undead creature that feeds on corpses. also. a DUmmie that politicizes the death of innocents/seeks to profit politically from tragedy.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2013, 07:00:13 PM »
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10. You know I was thinking the very same thing. Wonder if there is alot in those empty houses.

What houses, asshole?  There is nothing left but concrete slabs!  You are a disgusting piece of shit.  God forbid you EVER lose even the roof on your house....
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2013, 07:34:00 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 21, 2013, 06:00:57 PM
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Here's a thought on the "gun issue", DUmmies.

Maybe, perhaps, the residents of this stricken town TOOK THEM WITH THEM!!!!  DUH!!!!  :thatsright:
Funny you mention that.
This morning there was news clip showing a man and woman, walking out of the area.
One of the bags, was a long gun case.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2013, 07:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 21, 2013, 06:04:16 PM
Compare: Joplin, MO and Manhattan, NY

And... go.

Or the Ninth Ward of New Orleans.

Hell, the Watts area post-riot.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2013, 08:14:41 PM »
What a thoughtless conversation...karma's a bitch you assholes. But then, considering what depressed, angry losers you are, I'm guessing you guys have been such selfish bastards your entire lives that karma's just gonna keep slapping you upside the head until the day you freaking die.

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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2013, 08:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 21, 2013, 02:58:14 PM
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 10:48:59 PM »
This question wasn't even on my radar. Only a DUmmie or Democrat ghoul looking to score political points from a natural disaster would think of such a thing.

If DUmmies were capable of shame, they should be ashamed.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2013, 06:01:42 AM »
Moore: Two Men Arrested for Looting

What are their DU names?
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2013, 06:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 22, 2013, 06:01:42 AM
Moore: Two Men Arrested for Looting

What are their DU names?

Interesting quote from the article. "Anyone we catch doing that we'll hammer as much as we can,” Lewis (police spokesman) said.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 06:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 22, 2013, 06:14:50 AM
Interesting quote from the article. "Anyone we catch doing that we'll hammer as much as we can,” Lewis (police spokesman) said.
 :-)

Sad part is, the sons of bitches weren't shot on sight!   :argh:
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 06:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 21, 2013, 07:00:13 PM
What houses, asshole?  There is nothing left but concrete slabs!  You are a disgusting piece of shit.  God forbid you EVER lose even the roof on your house....

What house?  :-)
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2013, 06:46:26 PM »
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2013, 07:17:43 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 22, 2013, 06:44:42 PM
What house?  :-)

Their mom's house... or even the section 8 housing roof.
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 05:02:09 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 22, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
Their mom's house... or even the section 8 housing roof.

If it was section 8 housing, f'n government would put them up in a 5-star hotel (basement). 
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Re: Where did all the guns go during the tornado?
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 12:55:43 PM »
Quote from: docstew on May 21, 2013, 07:52:59 PM
Or the Ninth Ward of New Orleans.

Hell, the Watts area post-riot.
Detroit. Pick any day...
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