And now for the final question. For the record, question 6 was never originally intended to be asked, but after the answers for part 1 of question 2 I figured I should get it in here. So here goes. The final question.
Question 6: Many of the people who are pro-abortion claim that they would like to reduce the number of abortions. What do you say about this?
Box of rocks: <silence>
DUmmie 1: We could actually stop abortion. Let's face it...no one likes abortions. Best way to (almost) stop it is by supporting Planned Parenthood. Their goal is to reduce or eliminate abortion...by using plain old common sense. Why do women want abortions? Because of unwanted pregnancy. So, if you eliminate unwanted pregnancy...no need for abortion. How? Education and healthcare. You teach girls about pregnancy and provide lots and lots of birth control. Not a fail safe plan...the best option there is.
(link)Box of rocks: ?????
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Flippy's scoring:
Strange. The box of rocks again initially remained silent receiving another 0, but then seemed to get another "wtf" expression after the DUmmie answer. This merits additional scoring for the box of rocks, but first let's examine the DUmmie answer.
We've already established that the Dummies are not actually pro-choice. They are really pro-abortion. Now this DUmmie claims that NO ONE likes abortions and even talks about how to stop abortion. Hmmm. I need to do some internal examination on this one.
I like pecan pie so it can legitimately be said that am pro pecan pie. As someone who is pro pecan pie, I don't go around thinking up ways to do away with or lessen pecan pies. I want more pecan pies.
On the opposite side of the equation I don't think that I'd like a meteor to hit me on the head so I'm anti meteor hitting me on the head and try to think up ways not to get hit in the head by a meteor.
Based on these personal observations I have to say that not only is the DUmmie attempting to deceive which earns the DUmmies a -1, it is doing a very poor and stupid job at deceiving which earns them another -20.
In addition the DUmmie claims that the best way to stop (or almost stop?) abortion is to support Planned Parenthood whose goal (at least as claimed by the DUmmie) is to reduce or eliminate abortion.
So this DUmmie would have you to believe that Planned Parenthood, the LARGEST SINGLE PROVIDER OF ABORTIONS IN THE US, has the goal of doing away with something that brings them over $164 million dollars per year or 15% of their annual revenue. I suppose their desire to do away with (or almost do away with?) abortions is why they are always the first in line to oppose any limitations on abortions. To quote/paraphrase the illustrious SP Johnnie Cochran, "That does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a fictional spirit-guide talking about the largest US baby killers wanting to kill less babies. Does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives in the White House, you must give the Dummies -100! The fictional spirit-guide rests."
Whew. I kind of got carried away there. Let's get back to the business at hand. By the way, if South Park Johnnie says the Dummies should get -100, they are getting -100.
Essentially, to break down what the DUmmie is saying is to reduce the number of abortions we must give more support to the group that makes a large part of their money from performing abortions. This inane logic can earn no less than a -75.
For not mentioning the most intelligent we to cut down on abortions, not hopping the bones of every person you meet, the DUmmies get another -50.
As the box of rocks seemed to get an amazed "wtf" expression after hearing the DUmmie answer they receive a +10.
That brings the score for this round to
Box of rocks: +10
DUmmies: -246
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And the final score for all of the questions is
Box of rock: +21
DUmmies: -1339
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So there you have it. The Dummies are actually much, much dumber than a box of rocks and any references to the Dummies as being
as dumb as a box of rocks are cruel insults to boxes of rocks.
Keep in mind, that I forgot to deem myself to be a trained mathematician or trained statistician before I began this scientific study so I can not say exactly how much dumber than a box of rocks the DUmmies are.