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primitives blab about their ages
« on: March 17, 2013, 05:53:41 PM »
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cliffordu (28,898 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:51 PM

I'm 61. How old are you??

^^^one of the leading illuminaries of the 0bamaites on Skins's island.

A big campfire, so only the ages of the PoP (primitives of prominence) brought over.

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Ptah (24,478 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:52 PM

1. 62

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pipi_k (15,738 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:54 PM

2. 60 last October

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femmocrat (13,350 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 08:54 PM

94. Too young for Medicare; too old for men to care.

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CaliforniaPeggy (102,784 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:58 PM

8. I'm 69. The big 70 arrives in November...

My gawd, she looks much older than that.  Much older.

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NRaleighLiberal (27,884 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 01:18 PM

17. 57...

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ohiosmith (22,467 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 01:33 PM

22. Sixty five,....or is it fifty five,.....nope sixty five!

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Arkansas Granny (14,408 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 01:40 PM

25. 66 here.

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fizzgig (17,184 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 01:54 PM

32. i'm still a baby

i'll be 32 in about six weeks

^^^a big baby, too; this is the stout, matronly primitive.

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a kennedy (6,815 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 02:45 PM

52. 62 here also.

and on Social Security.

Enjoy while you can; time's running out.

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steve2470 (14,194 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 03:50 PM

54. 54

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Aristus (27,775 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 03:57 PM

58. 44.

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LiberalEsto (16,134 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 04:36 PM

62. Turned 61 last week

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WilliamPitt (53,923 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 05:08 PM

68. 41

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ashling (18,385 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 08:35 PM

89. I was 60 in September 2012

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DFW (12,863 posts)    Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:03 AM

107. Give me 6 days

And I'll be 61, too.

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cliffordu (28,898 posts)    Wed Mar 13, 2013, 12:12 PM

119. Interesting question....

I NEVER thought there were this many people this close to my age.

^^^oh now, this is bullshit; despite the intellectual and social retardation of the primitives, it's been pretty much obvious since the day Skins's island burst forth on the surface of the waters that most primitives were old hippies.

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lunatica (28,197 posts)    Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:12 PM

133. I'll be 65 in August

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Blue_In_AK (37,137 posts)    Wed Mar 13, 2013, 11:12 PM

137. 66

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DemoTex (21,968 posts)   Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:43 AM

143. 64.9 ..

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Bertha Venation (19,735 posts)    Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:09 PM

167. I just turned 50. . . . Holy Jesus on a cracker, I'm 50 years old.

^^^a rather large, hefty she-woman; wouldn't want to be in her way of anything, especially food.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2013, 05:58:07 PM »
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WilliamPitt (53,923 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 05:08 PM

68. 41
His chronological age may be 41, but his liver would argue differently.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2013, 06:01:26 PM »
When DU first came out I thought it was full of young people who still didn't have a clue about life.
Turns out it is full of older people who still don't have a clue about life.

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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2013, 06:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 17, 2013, 06:01:26 PM
When DU first came out I thought it was full of young people who still didn't have a clue about life.
Turns out it is full of older people who still don't have a clue about life.

Yeah, at first impression, one can get the wrong impression.

The usual tendency is to think of the primitives as being a bunch of college-ageds and thirties, given the ways the primitives are, but in actual fact Skins's island might as well be a senior-citizens' center.

Really.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2013, 06:08:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2013, 06:03:33 PM
Yeah, at first impression, one can get the wrong impression.

The usual tendency is to think of the primitives as being a bunch of college-ageds and thirties, given the ways the primitives are, but in actual fact Skins's island might as well be a senior-citizens' center.

Really.

You would think that older folks would at least have a little common sense, but they are as clueless as a 19 year old kid in college.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2013, 06:19:17 PM »
Normal people, after starting a family and getting a job and paying taxes, make a transition to a conservative viewpoint.  Not the DUmmies though.

When a person abuses drugs/alcohol, you age chronologically but your maturity and mental growth gets stuck in neutral. Many, many of those who inhabit the DUmp have the mentality of a pre teen. It's apparent by the silliness and petty insults that they post; stuff that we outgrew by the second grade.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2013, 06:20:45 PM »
The ages of the Primitives of Prominence reveal one thing they all have in common. They are the children of the 1960's with a common ailment: Drug induced brain damage.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2013, 06:21:44 PM »
Tucker, we posted the same thought at the same time. :hi5:
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2013, 06:22:24 PM »
I know members of DU are older, from the hippie days, but it's hard to believe.  They act so childish.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2013, 06:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 17, 2013, 06:22:24 PM
I know members of DU are older, from the hippie days, but it's hard to believe.  They act so childish.

It's probably scary for people like you and Freeper, to realize that many, if not most, primitives, are old enough to be your parents.  (In my case, they're only old enough to be my older brothers and sisters.)
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2013, 06:56:07 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy (102,784 posts)    Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:58 PM

8. I'm 69. The big 70 arrives in November...

CalPig and "69" do not belong in the same hemisphere.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2013, 07:00:11 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 17, 2013, 06:56:07 PM
CalPig and "69" do not belong in the same hemisphere.

Notice that while sometimes I may be off, I'm never too far off.

Earlier in the day, long before I saw this campfire, I'd seen another one where the CalPig primitive said she wasn't as ancient as the trof primitive, who's apparently nearing 71 years.

To which I remarked here, on another thread, that was stretching it a bit, because the CalPig primitive was only circa six months younger than the trof primitive, and with that many years, half a year doesn't mean much.

So I was off, but not too far off.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2013, 07:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 17, 2013, 06:56:07 PM
CalPig and "69" do not belong in the same hemisphere.

I think that with her main squeeze it would considered 66 or 99.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2013, 07:16:09 PM »
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steve2470 (14,194 posts)   Tue Mar 12, 2013, 03:50 PM

54. 54

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And wouldn't hesitate to describe the experience to his DUmpmates.

His highlight is still the girfriend who declined a goodnight kiss because she had a cold sore.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2013, 07:27:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2013, 07:00:11 PM
So I was off, but not too far off.

That was a sex joke, frank. Thinking about CalPig and "69" at the same time may scare me away from sex completely!
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2013, 07:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 17, 2013, 06:01:26 PM
When DU first came out I thought it was full of young people who still didn't have a clue about life.
Turns out it is full of older people who still don't have a clue about life.

I expected same thing as it is a forum. Turns out they are older.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2013, 07:37:41 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 17, 2013, 07:27:54 PM
That was a sex joke, frank. Thinking about CalPig and "69" at the same time may scare me away from sex completely!

No, that wasn't a dig at you.

That was just an opportunity to point out that while franksolich may be off sometimes, I'm never far off.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2013, 07:43:44 PM »
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94. Too young for Medicare; too old for men to care.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm just wondering if any man was ever interested in her. Probably not.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2013, 08:03:47 PM »
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68. 41
Mental age is closer to flipping the numbers around.  :loser:
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2013, 08:24:10 AM »
They were useless vermin in the 60s and are useless vermin today still.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2013, 09:04:41 AM »
Contrary to popular beliefs, JohnnyReb is not older than dirt.......but he did make the very first "Mud Pie".
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2013, 12:28:33 PM »
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Bertha Venation (19,735 posts)    Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:09 PM

167. I just turned 50. . . . Holy Jesus on a cracker, I'm 50 years old
Excuse but it is Putin on a Ritz. Not Jesus.

Also I am really young compared to all the ancients there.
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Re: primitives blab about their ages
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2013, 05:59:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 17, 2013, 06:30:36 PM
It's probably scary for people like you and Freeper, to realize that many, if not most, primitives, are old enough to be your parents.  (In my case, they're only old enough to be my older brothers and sisters.)

They're old enough to be the elder siblings of my parents.  And still not a lick of sense between them.
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2013, 06:17:57 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 18, 2013, 05:59:06 PM
They're old enough to be the elder siblings of my parents.  And still not a lick of sense between them.

Some are old enough to be my grandparent's.  Thank goodness none of my grandparent's act that way.
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