Pam Dawson, our DUmmy of the Year in 2009, a pathological liar, and the victim of an unfortunate chromosomal accident, has started an astounding new storyline. In the wake of her miraculous recovery from some kind of terminal gut rot, she has announced that for the past four years a nephew has been secretly living with her.
Four years, during which time she has shared every intimate detail of her life with the DUmp, without a mention of this imaginary nephew. Nevermind that it was all lies in the first place.
Within the past four years, she's claimed to have evicted a drunken friend of her husband who lived for several years in their basement.
Within the past four years, her vulgar, foulmouthed Grandma Bonnie bit the dust.
Within the past four years, her daughter Holli turned eighteen and immediately escaped from underneath Pam's roof.
Within the past four years, depending on which story you prefer, Holli has won a nursing scholarship, or gotten married, or had a fiance die on her.
Within the past four years, Pam tried and failed to get laid by a lounge singer on a cruise ship.
But never a mention of a nephew.
That's what you get with a pathological liar.
But her DOTY was richly deserved.
Thu Dec 27, 2012, 12:14 AM
demtenjeep (21,707 posts)
what do you need to start out in a basic single man apartment? Our nephew has stayed with us 4 yrs
Graduated from College a couple weeks ago. YEA. First one of the grandkids to graduate college. That makes in our combinded[sic] families My self, my brother, my wonderful hubby and now our nephew. He has a new full time job in his profession and it starts late Jan.
Currently he is scoping out apartments in his new city. He is excited and we are as well. We were happy to provide our home to him so he could get his degree and not have to owe tons in loans after graduation, and have come to view him as our son to some extent. We will be very sad to see him go, but proud of his job and ambition!
My question: What does a young kid with no obligations need to start up a "home of his own" I want to do a basket of necessities to start him off right. I was given 3 crockpots for Christmas ( I use them a lot) I think I will give him one of those and some of the recipies[sic] I use with them. Especially the recipies he asks for when I make dinner.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022077439And yes, Pam is a union "teacher" at a junior prison in Wichita.
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Thu Dec 27, 2012, 12:53 AM
demtenjeep (21,707 posts)
33. thanks- those are pretty great suggestions. He basically went from his parents (my sister) to us
he has some things but not much in the kitchen/bath department.
HE is not a real great cooker, although I have been teaching his[sic] the basics. He did shoot a deer so we have tons of meat in the freezer and I have about a month to teach him the basics ...roasts, tenders things like that.
Cooker? Tons of meat from one deer? Tenders?
