Well now, let's see:
You've got the late Gerry Studds, who actually had sex with pages, who was then celebrated by the Dems. Contrast that with former Rep. Mark Foley, who when he sent a couple of naughty texts to a page, the libs were all, "FAGGOT!!! GET 'IM!!!"
Then there was Jim McGreevey, who, while his butt-buddy was of age, was on the state dole, despite being completely unqualified for any position aside from pitching/catching.
Finally, there's my particular favorite, Gary Hart.
But let's not forget such other luminariy politicians such as Bubba Clinton himself, who turned the word "humidor" into a VERB, Gary Condit, Mel Reynolds (oh, I'm sorry--he's black--does mentioning him make me racist?), Fat (now Dead) Ted Kennedy, Eliot Spitzer, Jerry Springer (seriously, who the **** pays for hookers with a CHECK???), Barney Frank, who apparently doesn't think there's anything wrong with running a ghey "escort" service out of his apartment, Neil Goldschmidt (14 years old? Really?), and the lists goes on, and on, and on...and those are just the sex perverts.
^5 Sparky for remembering all their names. Gets to the point one has a problem sorting them all out as to who did what to whom and when. I am sure someone else can come in here with a number of others both of us forgot about.
For dark humor we have to have favorites among the number of perverts that in some way controll our lives.
We have the tap dancing Senator in a men's room at the airport. How does he explain this to his grandchildren., children or wife ???? Where is he now, perhaps locked up in the Attic of the family home ?????
What was it the Governor of NJ. that with his wife in tow looking like a deer caught in the head light explained he was in love with a long time 'friend' and leaving his family and job to have sex with his buddy ? So strange, but that is politics.
The Governor in the South that went bananas over a woman out of country and had every one looking for him, interesting man, wonder what happend to him ??
Next on my dark list is a man that was not in politics at least not open to the public. Good old Jimmie Swaggart. Now there was a good one to watch. I had to laugh as he came before his congregation with tears streaming down his face to admit his transgressions. Only problem's I had with this was his wife that stood calmly next to him and did not give him a round house punch to his Jaw. Money I guess but darn screw the money I would have had to be torn off the husband by a swat team. Guess she never heard of what a hungry dog and a pair of scissors can do, needed to read the news papers more often.
Not even going into that other couple, preachers and the wife looked like a drag queen that swindled thousands out of millions of dollars on some kind of time share for an amusement park, Christion park. OH yes the Bakers, wonder where they are now ??
I am leaving Bill and Hillery out of this as what went on was such small change when one thinks of the other people that went far and beyond them.
Who was the man that got caught in a fountain with Fanny Fox ????
I guess the Kennedy's top them all, but, some where there will come a huge story that puts all this on the back burner. This time it will involve a Woman and knock our socks off.
