People have been known to swallow bullets in response to far less heinous than this...
Actually, besides his ill-fated gloating and bloating election night 2008, pronouncing the Republican party dead forever, and besides his, uh, rather unusual way of dealing with his affliction, Chief S itting Bull appeals to me for a third reason.
I know people like Redstone in real life; not many, but a few.
(And coincidentally, they're all "socially conscious" Dems.)
Myself having been born deaf, I have no idea what a voice really sounds like, but in my case, this voice is as flat and wide and slow as the Platte River of Nebraska.
No stumbling, no stuttering, no stalling, just really slow.
(Actually, foreigners, those for whom English is a second language, and those who are trying to learn English, like to hear me, because I'm allegedly "understandable" to them--but of course 99% of my communicative contacts are with those from this time and place.)
I look utterly normal, utterly average.
And so it can be disconcerting for a person seeing me the first time, when I start to speak.
All my life, ever since I was about 2' tall, I've noticed that while this attribute bothers decent and civilized people only little, or not at all, it really really really "gets to" a certain species of people.
The hot-tempered, the chipped-on-the-shouldered, and "socially conscious" Dems.
And of course the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is (a), (b), and (c) above; all of them.
I've always said it's a good thing Redstone and I have never met in real life, because it wouldn't turn out well. I already know what's going to happen, as I've seen this reaction in his kind of person.
The eyes crossing to inside of the head, smoke puffing out of the ears, mouth paralyzed wide-open, face turning dark red, hands becoming claw-like, nostrils flaring, and blood vessels inside the skull popping and bursting, causing an apoplexic fit.
I'm a nice guy; I don't want Chief S itting Bull to suffer an apoplexic fit.
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guarantee you that would be Redstone's reaction to franksolich.
Past, and numerous, experience doesn't lie.