hey, Redstone--

[franksolich]

You know, Chief S itting Bull, two years ago on Skins's island, you gloated that the Republican party was dead, buried, gone forever, not likely to torment your twisted mind and body any more.

My, my.

Republican gains in the House of Representatives

1894 130 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1938 81 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1872 63 seats picked up
1920 62 seats picked up
1914 62 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
2010 57 seats picked up (two years after Redstone declared the Republican party "dead")*
1946 55 seats picked up
1994 54 seats picked up
1864 50 seats picked up
1966 47 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1942 47 seats picked up

*with 24 seats still undetermined, most of which will go (R).

Go screw your rectal aperture with a drill-hammer, Chief S itting Bull.

You're such a ****ing arrogant idiot, Redstone, you're my number-one choice for Top Primitive of 2010.

[franksolich]

Oops, it's now up to 58.

John Boehner's going to have more (R) congressmen with him, than Newt Gingrich ever did.

I hope that realization makes you blow a hole in the seat of your pants, Redstone.

[franksolich]

Hot diggity damn.

Now it's up to 59; we're getting into Tipsy O'Neill territory.

You remember Tipsy O'Neill, Chief; in fact, you probably even voted for him back when the Dems controlled the House under his speakership.

In case the mind's failing, bird-smacking one, that was during the Reagan years.

Some of us with clear minds recall those years distinctly; how with only the House in his hands, old drunken tipsy-assed delayed, obstructed, and even destroyed, much of the good the Republican president and Republican Senate tried to accomplish during those years.

And thus the "Reagan Revolution" was left uncompleted.

Well, stoned red-faced one, it looks as if John Boehner's going to have the same numbers (of congressmen) that ol' wart-faced carbuncled sourpuss had.....and so it's going to be interesting, seeing what he can do with the "Obama Revolution."

Turnabout is fair play, asshole.

[TheSarge]

Hot diggity damn.

Now it's up to 59; we're getting into Tipsy O'Neill territory.

You remember Tipsy O'Neill, Chief; in fact, you probably even voted for him back when the Dems controlled the House under his speakership.

In case the mind's failing, bird-smacking one, that was during the Reagan years.

Some of us with clear minds recall those years distinctly; how with only the House in his hands, old drunken tipsy-assed delayed, obstructed, and even destroyed, much of the good the Republican president and Republican Senate tried to accomplish during those years.

And thus the "Reagan Revolution" was left uncompleted.

Well, stoned red-faced one, it looks as if John Boehner's going to have the same numbers (of congressmen) that ol' wart-faced carbuncled sourpuss had.....and so it's going to be interesting, seeing what he can do with the "Obama Revolution."

Turnabout is fair play, asshole.

Frank you're fired up and I personally like it!

And to allow you to yell "Scoreboard" at the DUmmies even more...it looks like the GOP will pick up a total of 65 seats in the House when the dust finally settles.

[franksolich]

Good morning, Chief S itting Bull, sir, you nauseous gaseous old windbag.

It appears that during the night, Republican gains in the House races exceeded those of 1914, 1920, and 1872, bumping this up into third place in historic landslides.

Not to mention substantial pickups in gubernatorial chairs, and good gains in the Senate.

Have you jammed your fist into the glass screen of the television set yet, making the application of a razor blade unnecessary?  Knocked down any telephone poles?  Slugged your wife?  Smacked any birds?  Finally pent up in a mental ward?  Or in jail?

I alas see a problem, Chief, for this side. 

John Boehner is a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can hope to meet, and despite this near-record nuimber of Republicans to back him up in the House, he's not going to treat the Big Zero in the same crude coarse rude snide manner with which the fat flaccid drunken Irishman treated Ronald Reagan during the 1980s.

Damn.

I wish he would, but it's not in him.

[dandi]

Hey, DUmbass, I sure hope this is one of the most painful mornings you have ever had.

[franksolich]

Hey, DUmbass, I sure hope this is one of the most painful mornings you have ever had.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is probably still passed out, from the superfluidity of alcoholic comforts in which he partook during this Dem Disaster.

In case you didn't know this, in real life Chief S itting Bull has a drinking problem.

I'm happily confident however that when Redstone does wake up, he's going to have one Hell of a hangover, and it couldn't happen to a better asshole.

[dandi]

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is probably still passed out, from the superfluidity of alcoholic comforts in which he partook during this Dem Disaster.

In case you didn't know this, in real life Chief S itting Bull has a drinking problem.

I'm happily confident however that when Redstone does wake up, he's going to have one Hell of a hangover, and it couldn't happen to a better asshole.

Frank, I hope it feels like ground up glass in his pointy head. 

[franksolich]

Ahem.

Now it's 65 seats, Chief S itting Bull.

The third-largest House landslide for the Republicans in history, jerk.

So much for a party that"s "dead and buried forever."

Shove that up your rectal aperture and smoke it, Redstone.

[Carl]

Ahem.

Now it's 65 seats, Chief S itting Bull.

The third-largest House landslide for the Republicans in history, jerk.

So much for a party that"s "dead and buried forever."

Shove that up your rectal aperture and smoke it, Redstone.

It is a great day Frank,we didn`t get all we hoped for but that is life.
We got what we needed.

[TheSarge]

Ahem.

Now it's 65 seats, Chief S itting Bull.

The third-largest House landslide for the Republicans in history, jerk.

So much for a party that"s "dead and buried forever."

Shove that up your rectal aperture and smoke it, Redstone.

It gets better Frank.  The Dem candidate in the Florida race for Governor just conceded.

[franksolich]

We got what we needed.

This is something only decent and civilized people can understand, but all we needed was to pick up one seat in the House, one seat in the Senate, and one governor's chair, to "win" the elections of 2010.

The Dems were destined to "lose," because that's the way history rolls; only Roosevelt in 1934 and Bush in 2002 bucked the tides of history.

So the Dems were going to lose anyway, no matter what the (R)s picked up, a little or a lot.

I'm waiting for the Dems and the primitives to spin this, "Well, we won because we didn't lose control of the Senate."

The last half of that statement is true, the front part of it is false.

The Dems didn't lose control of the Senate, but the Dems lost seats in the Senate.

We won, they lost.  It's as simple as that.

All we needed to do to "win," was to pick up one seat in each chamber, and one statehouse.

That's all; nothing more.

Everything else has been gravy, and there's trainloads of gravy.

[PatriotGame]

It gets better Frank.  The Dem candidate in the Florida race for Governor just conceded.

na na na na hey hey hey hey goodbye...

You too bird-man of DUmp-a-traz....

[TheSarge]

na na na na hey hey hey hey goodbye...

You too bird-man of DUmp-a-traz....

The hits just keep on coming.

Paul LePage is the Governor elect of the State of Maine.


And did I mention he was a Tea Party backed candidate? ;D

[thundley4]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pDu3572PJk[/youtube]

[JohnnyReb]

I'm waiting for the Dems and the primitives to spin this, "Well, we won because we didn't lose control of the Senate."

The last half of that statement is true, the front part of it is false.

The Dems didn't lose control of the Senate, but the Dems lost seats in the Senate.

We won, they lost.  It's as simple as that.

All we needed to do to "win," was to pick up one seat in each chamber, and one statehouse.

That's all; nothing more.

Everything else has been gravy, and there's trainloads of gravy.

The house seats come up for election again in 2012 and 1/3 of the senate seats ++++++++++...THE WHITEHOUSE.....

So keep digging and lets get the same kind of, or better than, majority the democrats had.

[franksolich]

One wonders if Chief S itting Bull can play this on his banjo, with his old pal and best bud, the now-mausoleumed lying tits primitive, the "TomInTib" primitive:

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone
There'll be no more from now on
From now on ...

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy times
Happy nights
Happy days
Are here again!

[Odin's Hand]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pDu3572PJk[/youtube]

Heh, heh...nice.  8)

[PatriotGame]

The hits just keep on coming.

Paul LePage is the Governor elect of the State of Maine.


And did I mention he was a Tea Party backed candidate? ;D

Republican Tea Party governor of Florida just claimed victory about 1 hour ago too...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

You know, Chief S itting Bull, two years ago on Skins's island, you gloated that the Republican party was dead, buried, gone forever, not likely to torment your twisted mind and body any more.

My, my.

Republican gains in the House of Representatives

1894 130 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1938 81 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1872 63 seats picked up
1920 62 seats picked up
1914 62 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
2010 57 seats picked up (two years after Redstone declared the Republican party "dead")*
1946 55 seats picked up
1994 54 seats picked up
1864 50 seats picked up
1966 47 seats picked up (two years after the Republican party was declared "dead")
1942 47 seats picked up

*with 24 seats still undetermined, most of which will go (R).

Go screw your rectal aperture with a drill-hammer, Chief S itting Bull.

You're such a ****ing arrogant idiot, Redstone, you're my number-one choice for Top Primitive of 2010.

Geez, frank, tell us how you really feel about this primitive...

[franksolich]

Geez, frank, tell us how you really feel about this primitive...

Oh now, as you know, sir, I find Chief S itting Bull a rather fascinating object of study.

Perhaps you didn't know this, but the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is dealing with an unfortunate degenerative neuro-muscular condition, which of course goes without saying that, yes, yes, yes, that's very bad, that's terrible.

But at the same time, for some reason, Chief S itting Bull thinks he can "deal with" the problem by building and solidifying his rage and anger and resentment and Hate against all that is good and decent; by hitting people and things, by reckless tearing-down and destruction.

And so franksolich remains inquisitively curious, how that's going to work out for the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, in ameliorating his unfortunate situation.

[USA4ME]

This needs to be bumped back up.  Redstone is a wimp and an idiot, and he deserves to be mocked and ridiculed to his face, and he would sit there and take it or he would be physically damaged more than he already is.  But since he chooses to stay saftly hidden away, this will have to do.

.

[BlueStateSaint]

This needs to be bumped back up.  Redstone is a wimp and an idiot, and he deserves to be mocked and ridiculed to his face, and he would sit there and take it or he would be physically damaged more than he already is.  But since he chooses to stay saftly hidden away, this will have to do.

.

H5 for the idea.  And, a bump.

[The Hollywood NeoCon]

Oh now, as you know, sir, I find Chief S itting Bull a rather fascinating object of study.

Perhaps you didn't know this, but the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is dealing with an unfortunate degenerative neuro-muscular condition, which of course goes without saying that, yes, yes, yes, that's very bad, that's terrible.

But at the same time, for some reason, Chief S itting Bull thinks he can "deal with" the problem by building and solidifying his rage and anger and resentment and Hate against all that is good and decent; by hitting people and things, by reckless tearing-down and destruction.

And so franksolich remains inquisitively curious, how that's going to work out for the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, in ameliorating his unfortunate situation.

I submit that the above is. perhaps, the most effective and blistering example of passive-aggressive annihilation yet seen by man.

I'm thrilled to be able to witness it first-hand.

Were I a college freshman again, full of piss, vinegar and talent, I would aspire to be taught by this man.

Nicely done, boss.

[franksolich]

But since he chooses to stay safely hidden away, this will have to do.

Yeah, Chief S itting Bull has been hiding, and it pisses me off.

After all, I'm the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's publicist, and he wants to be among the TOP DUmmies OF 2010.  

But I can't promote, boost, publicize, advertise, Redstone if he doesn't produce things for me to put out in the public eye so he's known.

It's kind of like being the PR agent for Greta Garbo.*

*I think Greta Garbo was the movie star who wanted to "be left alone."