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"When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« on: September 30, 2010, 06:31:02 PM »
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"When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you...
   
When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you put it in “R.” We want to go forward. We have to put it in “D.”


Barack Obama on his facebook page.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9231884

When approaching a cliff or a washed out bridge you may wanna shift to R.
And we are at the edge of a huge cliff at the moment. Obama will gladly take us over it too.


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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 06:39:08 PM »
That comment is pretty played out.  ::)
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 06:41:51 PM »
D stands for Depression
R stands for Recovery
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 06:52:40 PM »
He's got to be The Dumbest Man In The World.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 07:13:53 PM »
Quote from: soleil on September 30, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
That comment is pretty played out.  ::)

Isn't it ? And every time I read it, I can hear the sound of joy in the words, as if the OP believes he/she is the first person in the world to type it..
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 07:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on September 30, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
D stands for Depression
R stands for Recovery
H5 for you! :hi5:
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 08:18:33 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on September 30, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
H5 for you! :hi5:

 :hi5: Is right as is the comment about it being pretty played out.  Of course it was rather reminiscent of junior high in the first place, but then. :loser:

And the whole keys and driving meme?  That car ended up in the ditch when run off the road by a bunch joy riding dems elected in 2006.  Oh yeah, and Barrio was present in the back seat at the time. :fuelfire:
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 08:28:46 PM »
When I want to go forward I put the vehicle in 1st gear(when I can drive again)
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 09:38:47 PM »
When there's a retard behind the wheel, the letter on the gear selector is irrelevant. They just know they want to drool and make big noises with the little pushy-down thing on the floorboard. Bad things are bound to happen.

We have to get the retards out of the driver's seat, then we can determine which direction to proceed.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 10:05:01 PM »
I believe in passing on the left and driving on the right.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Ree on September 30, 2010, 08:28:46 PM
When I want to go forward I put the vehicle in 1st gear(when I can drive again)

OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 10:50:10 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!

I can do that too, but it's hard to use a manual when applying lip gloss.

Why are we even referring to cars when it comes to voting in November?  The D and the R in front of the name have no relevance anymore.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 11:02:07 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
I can do that too, but it's hard to use a manual when applying lip gloss.

Why are we even referring to cars when it comes to voting in November?  The D and the R in front of the name have no relevance anymore.

Mostly because the O'Bumbler thinks drivin' off the cliff is a good idea!
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 04:17:52 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on September 30, 2010, 10:05:01 PM
I believe in passing on the left and driving on the right.

Good one.  H5 given. :hi5:
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 07:44:15 AM »
GROAN and BOOO is what I thought when I saw the title of this thread.  I am so sick and ****ing tired of this stupid driving analogy.  Obama was roundly ridiculed when he started putting it in every speech, and now it's on his facebook page front and center?  It's stupid and irritating. 

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 i hear a lot of grinding.

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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2010, 08:34:25 AM »
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2010, 10:59:30 AM »
When you're headed for a clift, what gear should you put your car in?
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2010, 11:38:38 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!
Can't drive a clutch now with the F'd up left leg....
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Ree on October 01, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Can't drive a clutch now with the F'd up left leg....

You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2010, 12:40:53 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!
HA HA!!!
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2010, 12:52:11 PM »
Is this from the same sooooper smarter jeanus and bestest precident in the histoyr of the world, that did not understand how automobile liability insurance works and who is at fault when rear ended?

Him smart.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2010, 01:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 30, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9231884

When approaching a cliff or a washed out bridge you may wanna shift to R.
And we are at the edge of a huge cliff at the moment. Obama will gladly take us over it too.




When driving drunk and approaching a bridge with a hot young lady in the car, leave it in D, floor it, then swim away and let the young lady die.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM »
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2010, 06:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
OD - Oust the Democrats
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Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2010, 06:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
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