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Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?
DUmmies hate beautiful women.

DUmmies hate anything enjoyable.

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I know!

These are typical DUmpster runway models. That's the reason they don't like the ads! They have nuttin' in common with attractive females!

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Sorry Chris_, shoulda included a "spork" alert! heh!

How does a woman get that much hair under their arms? Is there like a rogaine for lesbians or something?

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Hey, ya whiny little bitch, try this:  Right after they play the Star-Spangled Banner, get your ass up and sing the Internationale and see how many union workers and oppressed peasants join in.  Maybe you'll have a slight clue after that little adventure, at least if you don't end up with the shit kicked out of you first. 
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Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2010, 01:56:31 PM »

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Wonder why that is............

My God, those ARE female!

Makes me soooooooooooooo glad I'm not gay.  With THAT representing gays/lesbians, there is NO FEAR of me ever "turning to the dark side".

Now pardon me while I go take a shower.  For some reason, I feel dirty now.
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My God, those ARE female!

Makes me soooooooooooooo glad I'm not gay.  With THAT representing gays/lesbians, there is NO FEAR of me ever "turning to the dark side".

Now pardon me while I go take a shower.  For some reason, I feel dirty now.

I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.
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I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.

No visible "Adam's apple".  Must be a female.

Considering the placement and amount of body hair, too.  (None on the chest area, mostly on and under arms.) 

Needs to move that bikini wax a little north of the border.  Both are total strangers to razors and shaving creme.

Or that could be dirt.  Notice the (her) right hand of the one on the left.  My hands aren't that dirty even after changing oil in my diesel pickup.

Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?

Talk about jealousy run amok.
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Super fat woman in a thong and the Koran.....ones about as ugly and frightening as the other.

Don't even mention that.
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That's because they are insecure, jealous, bitter, and vindictive.
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That's because they are insecure, jealous, bitter, and vindictive.

All of the above . . . and more!

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I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.

Maybe trans? You know how those libs/primitives love the gays, lesbos and transgenders. :mental: :mental:

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Wonder why that is............

I really don't understand why anybody would go out of their way to look unattractive.  Not all of us are destined to be models and movie stars, but that bikini top thing on both of those girls has to be one of the least flattering pieces of clothing possible.  Their pants/shorts aren't much better.  I would bet that they would both be reasonably attractive if they just put a bit of effort into it. 

Also, I just plain don't understand why some women make such a big deal about shaving.  It take less than a minute to shave both my underarms, and a couple of minutes to shave my legs. 

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Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2010, 06:07:47 PM »
I really don't understand why anybody would go out of their way to look unattractive.  Not all of us are destined to be models and movie stars, but that bikini top thing on both of those girls has to be one of the least flattering pieces of clothing possible.  Their pants/shorts aren't much better.  I would bet that they would both be reasonably attractive if they just put a bit of effort into it. 

Also, I just plain don't understand why some women make such a big deal about shaving.  It take less than a minute to shave both my underarms, and a couple of minutes to shave my legs. 

They also need to shave their stomachs.

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Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2010, 06:23:14 PM »
They also need to shave their stomachs.

Hot wax would be the preferred procedure.  Think of the stubble left there if they shaved. 

After a week or so, it'd be like making love to a porcupine.  :puke:
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Read this entire thread again.
How many posting here are calling for "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS" because some DUmmys burned a Bible?

None?

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