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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2010, 12:42:27 PM »
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there was this big silver truck that showed up behind me, typical weekend warrior city slicker type, with the motorcross bikes in the back.

This coming from a granola chewing hemp clothes wearing Prius driving Liberal dickhead. :bird:
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2010, 01:31:59 PM »
When impeached former president Clinton was lying to the entire country and to the grand jury, FOX News was not yet on the air.

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2010, 03:22:50 PM »
When impeached former president Clinton was lying to the entire country and to the grand jury, FOX News was not yet on the air.

Never let reality nor facts get in the way of a good liberal revision of history.

Fox News started in 1996. But since Clinton's lies started on 1/20/1993, you are technically correct.
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2010, 11:01:45 AM »
Unfortunately, near-neighbor, there's a fair number of them where I am.  Mainly where I work.
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2010, 11:09:15 AM »
This coming from a granola chewing hemp clothes wearing Prius driving Liberal dickhead. :bird:

I love those guy coming up here from New York or other flatland regions during the winter.  "Ey, I'm from fawkin New Yawk City!  We knows about wintah!"

Uh, no.  No, you don't.  If the person was from upstate NY, I might agree.  But by and large, it's amazing how many cars with out-of-state plates are in the ditches on the road to Conway, etc, any given storm weekend.  And of course, NONE of these idiots pack a kit for it, NONE of these idiots are dressed for it, etc...

One weekend in the Sierras in January--that's all it takes.  That Prius will be buried until about MAY, with the frozen douchcicles still inside.
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2010, 11:19:50 AM »
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2010, 12:07:00 PM »
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Outstanding Molery on FirstLight's part.  Simply beautiful!

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2010, 12:13:04 PM »
Sparky, when I lived in Maine, I'd occasionally drive through NH.  One spot I recall was Dixville Notch.  If one gets in trouble driving there, one is fawked.  We encountered no other car during our drive through.  It was very eerie.  If you google Dixville Notch, a map pops up.  There is nothing surrounding the lone road through. 

You'd better be prepared, in any weather. 

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2010, 02:16:30 PM »
You'd better be prepared, in any weather. 

Betcher ass I'll agree with that sentiment.  I ALWAYS carry a small tool and first aid kits, a couple of fleeces, blanket, hat, water-resistant gloves, and MRE.  I don't do a whole lot of off-road stuff, but if another blizzard of 1978 rolls through, better to have a chance when you're facing THIS:



And that's Mass.  Last winter, there were places in the Notches that got FIVE FEET PLUS IN 36 HOURS.
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2010, 02:43:01 PM »
Betcher ass I'll agree with that sentiment.  I ALWAYS carry a small tool and first aid kits, a couple of fleeces, blanket, hat, water-resistant gloves, and MRE.  I don't do a whole lot of off-road stuff, but if another blizzard of 1978 rolls through, better to have a chance when you're facing THIS:



And that's Mass.  Last winter, there were places in the Notches that got FIVE FEET PLUS IN 36 HOURS.

I don't get it.  Are these cars parked too close to the beach??  Did the tide come in??  What the hell!

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2010, 02:43:51 PM »
By the way ... it gets cold down here too.  I saw a thermometer once that read something like 45 degrees F.

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2010, 02:50:34 PM »
I love those guy coming up here from New York or other flatland regions during the winter.  "Ey, I'm from fawkin New Yawk City!  We knows about wintah!"

Uh, no.  No, you don't.  If the person was from upstate NY, I might agree.  But by and large, it's amazing how many cars with out-of-state plates are in the ditches on the road to Conway, etc, any given storm weekend.  And of course, NONE of these idiots pack a kit for it, NONE of these idiots are dressed for it, etc...

One weekend in the Sierras in January--that's all it takes.  That Prius will be buried until about MAY, with the frozen douchcicles still inside.

But at least they'll be environmentally-friendly douchicicles! :fuelfire:
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2010, 05:01:21 PM »
Betcher ass I'll agree with that sentiment.  I ALWAYS carry a small tool and first aid kits, a couple of fleeces, blanket, hat, water-resistant gloves, and MRE.  I don't do a whole lot of off-road stuff, but if another blizzard of 1978 rolls through, better to have a chance when you're facing THIS:



And that's Mass.  Last winter, there were places in the Notches that got FIVE FEET PLUS IN 36 HOURS.

What the hell is all that funny lookin' white stuff ?

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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2010, 06:37:38 PM »
What the hell is all that funny lookin' white stuff ?

It's the White Sands Naval Training Center, right?
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2010, 06:39:15 PM »
It's the White Sands Naval Training Center, right?

It's all the same to a DUmor . . .
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Re: Hicks in the sticks...a surreal experience yesterday
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2010, 06:58:42 PM »
Betcher ass I'll agree with that sentiment.  I ALWAYS carry a small tool and first aid kits, a couple of fleeces, blanket, hat, water-resistant gloves, and MRE.  I don't do a whole lot of off-road stuff, but if another blizzard of 1978 rolls through, better to have a chance when you're facing THIS:



And that's Mass.  Last winter, there were places in the Notches that got FIVE FEET PLUS IN 36 HOURS.

I was in Rhode Island for that blizzard. We got 54 inches that day. The State was shut down for a week. They kept predicting snow was going to start and that there would be X amount by Y time. That went on for a day before it started snowing and Wooooo Baby did it snow. We had over 18 inches in 5 hours where I worked before they sent us home. That was an evil evil drive.
 
It was the first time I ever heard the Emergency Broadcast System used for what it was intended for. They told us to stay home!  :rotf: :rotf: You can see from Sparky's pic that wasn't going to be happening any time soon anyway. Everybody in the Sate was paid unemployment that week. If you had a family you received food stamps too. They came to you at work to sign you up. Your Federal Disaster money at work.