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Offline chitownchica

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2010, 02:43:41 AM »
This thread is just too damn funny.
Oh, and I prefer Charmin ultra soft mega roll.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2010, 02:58:46 AM »
This thread is just too damn funny.
Oh, and I prefer Charmin ultra soft mega roll.
Well now that is a 'shitty' elitist attitude!  :-) :tongue:

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »
Quilted Northern.  :-)
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2010, 10:07:55 AM »
WANT TO SAVE THE TREES?
TRY WIPING WITH PLASTIC.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2010, 11:20:20 AM »
DUmmies really should get out more and see more of the world, hell just their own country. They farm trees these days just like they do their precious soybeans. Just drive down I-10 from Pensacola FL to Tallahassee and you'll see nothing but miles and miles and miles and miles of trees all in rows as far as the eye can see. Many many billions of feet of toilet paper all pretty, virgin and clean.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2010, 01:36:38 PM »
:lmao:

OK, but do the instructions say flushable?
"Instructions"?

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2010, 02:11:17 PM »
I usually buy the Scott brand - not for any envirowacko reasons, just because its cheap, and doesn't clog pipes.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2010, 03:49:15 PM »
Y'all forgetting this is elitist liberals we're talking about. 1st thing you use is a bidet then only one sheet of tp. Every well furnished DUmmy dwelling has a bidet.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2010, 04:09:37 PM »
LOL, I was in a house once and they had a Bidet, I never saw 1 before, so I hit the button thingy on it and got soaken wet, I ran to get hubby to show it to him and he said he heard of "Bidets" before but never saw 1. Aren't all of us Republicans rich elitists and we should all have Bidets? seems like I need to switch to Democrat to become a rich elitist. There goes another stereotype.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2010, 04:32:03 PM »
LOL, I was in a house once and they had a Bidet, I never saw 1 before, so I hit the button thingy on it and got soaken wet, I ran to get hubby to show it to him and he said he heard of "Bidets" before but never saw 1. Aren't all of us Republicans rich elitists and we should all have Bidets? seems like I need to switch to Democrat to become a rich elitist. There goes another stereotype.

It was a drinking fountain.  :-)
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2010, 04:36:49 PM »
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10. Just hold it until you are at someone else's house
 
...and use the hand towels.

That's what I do

That's just all kinds of disgusting. Now I'm paranoid. Whenever some stranger uses my bathroom from now on, I'll be in there when he/she's done checking to make sure things are pristine.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2010, 04:55:36 PM »
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2010, 06:08:06 PM »
LOL, I was in a house once and they had a Bidet, I never saw 1 before, so I hit the button thingy on it and got soaken wet, I ran to get hubby to show it to him and he said he heard of "Bidets" before but never saw 1. Aren't all of us Republicans rich elitists and we should all have Bidets? seems like I need to switch to Democrat to become a rich elitist. There goes another stereotype.
Naw - Bidet, a new age DUmmy drinking fountain...
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2010, 09:57:11 AM »
That's pretty funny about getting soaked with the bidet.  Could be in a sitcom!

I've worked in the paper industry.  Indeed we did plant trees, on farms.  A constant and fulltime process.  Just like soybeans.  We didn't decimate beautiful virgin forest, because we liked to precisely engineer the type of fiber we wanted.  That way you get consistency and quality, of course. 

The thing about recycled paper products...the moonbats can jump up and down about recycling all they want.  The stuff is hard to sell.  The printed image of a product in an ad looks terrible.  The publisher won't buy it.  It also takes a tremendous amount of water, chemical, and energy to de-ink and process.  The enviros never think of that. 

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2010, 01:45:09 PM »
The DUmmies really don't know shit about shit.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom tissue
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2010, 11:47:04 PM »
I guess I was either very naive or sheltered as a young girl.  I saw one when I was a teen, and my friend told me it was a foot washer. I believed her.