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Offline Chris

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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on April 24, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
Cleita is some old hag with no money. So that's going to narrow her choices to nowhere else and staying here and complaining.
So... nothing's changed :rotf:
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2010, 10:35:46 AM »
How quick can you be gone or better yet can I drive you to the airport to get gone quicker
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2010, 12:07:13 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on April 25, 2010, 10:35:46 AM
How quick can you be gone or better yet can I drive you to the airport to get gone quicker

I think that jukin will even give each DUmb**** that leaves a $100 bill.  Hell, I might add to that, just to see them leave and renounce their citizenship.

(Then we use the trebuchet!)
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2010, 04:36:33 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2010, 12:07:13 PM
I think that jukin will even give each DUmb**** that leaves a $100 bill.  Hell, I might add to that, just to see them leave and renounce their citizenship.

(Then we use the trebuchet!)

Be sure they're "green" and environmentally friendly...used steel and old innertubes. That'll make the DUmmies more willing to line up for the launch.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2010, 08:15:14 PM »
Um, Obama is President you know.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2010, 07:54:31 AM »
Well I guess the DUmmies learned nothing from the enormous bonfire that was Twix's emigration announcement.  Even benign, friendly Canada requires you to have a quarter mill ready to invest in order to move there.  This is not in DUmmie range.  In post after post, people informed Twix of the hard realities on the ground of just picking up and moving out of the country.  Just because a DUmbshit thinks it's a swell idea, doesn't mean that any other country wants their sorry worthless asses. 

I blame all this on those participation trophies that they started handing out, as well as concentrating 50% or more of the school day on "self-esteem."  Every DUmmy thinks he's extra juicy special, as well as beautiful, intelligent, and charming.  "Of course they want me!  Who wouldn't?" 


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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2010, 08:23:45 AM »
I guess we could do what Mexico does on its southern border.

A country just isn't a country without a border.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2010, 02:54:55 PM »
Quote from: FGL on April 26, 2010, 08:23:45 AM
I guess we could do what Mexico does on its southern border.

A country just isn't a country without a border.


ooooooooo Northern Mexican border....

DUmmies....

Trebuchet.


Nope, I don't have a plan.  :-)  :rotf:
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2010, 03:33:25 PM »
This thread took a bizaare turn when Teh Gheys came out of the woodwork, with remarks such as this:

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111. Curious -- do you feel this way about all the anti-gay laws that have been passed?
 That's the exact same type of bigotry, of course.

   :mental:  what?

And of course it went straight to Nazi Germany.  I get the idea that Clieta doesn't like it when race and sexual orientation are considered on equal footing for special treatment.  She's as diplomatic as can be to the little fairies, though. 

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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2010, 03:43:49 PM »
Speaking of which, on another thread:

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Question regarding discussion I had about equality for lgbt folks....
 I was talking to a guy today about hoping gay people are no longer treated like second class citizens and he said "don't get me started on the gays."

Am I safe in assuming him calling them "the gays" means he views them negatively?

Hearing someone say "the gays" hit me right in the gut.
 

 :lmao:  You have some mighty thin skin!  And also dumber than a box o' rocks! 
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2010, 03:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 26, 2010, 03:43:49 PM
Speaking of which, on another thread:

 :lmao:  You have some mighty thin skin!  And also dumber than a box o' rocks! 

Jeez, the DUmmies get offended by ANYTHING. :whatever:
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2010, 04:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 26, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
Jeez, the DUmmies get offended by ANYTHING. :whatever:

Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2010, 04:11:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 26, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.

Oh, I know that.  It still amazes me, though.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2010, 06:39:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 26, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
Remember, Ralphie, that the DUmb****s aren't happy unless they're not happy, and dragging otherwise happy people down to their level of unhappiness.

True that....

They have the White House, Senate, House, health care "reform", stimulis spending out the wazoo, tax increases, regulation increases, etc., etc., etc., AND THE DAMN BASTARDS ARE STILL COMPLAINING!!!!

WTF DO THEY WANT?
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2010, 10:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 26, 2010, 07:54:31 AM
In post after post, people informed Twix of the hard realities on the ground of just picking up and moving out of the country.  Just because a DUmbshit thinks it's a swell idea, doesn't mean that any other country wants their sorry worthless asses. 

DUmmy Twix is still waiting for an answer from Chad. Backup plan: Mali. Then he'll be off to the air  port. He has to concentrate on countries where leprosy is a major concern. No country with safe water will admit him. A big problem for Twix is that the most primitive countries are muslim, and have draconian drug laws.
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Re: Another DUmmy leaving the country
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2010, 10:48:07 PM »
This DUmmy thread is so 2000-2008.
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