Well, first of all, Beth Ferrari is the stupidest person on all the internets, and that competition is effectively closed. She will hold the title until the day she blows up the camper in a propane explosion. Second, I don't know how DUmmy BlooInBloo can speak of only 49 states, when his jug-eared Kenyan campaigned in at least 57. Finally, DUmmy Political Heretic has broken new ground by realizing we live in a "plunder capitalist fascist nightmare". Amazing, even for a democrat. But I do not doubt his patriotism. It will be a tragic loss for America if he emigrates to Chad. Doubly tragic if he leaves with DUmmy TwixVoy and his new passport. Which reminds me - DUmbass TwixVoy has gone underground since announcing the plan for his Excellent Adventure. I guess he's worried about people begging to go with him.