gigantic primitive updates; quotes franksolich (updated 06-29)

[GOBUCKS]

My grandfather raised hogs. They gained weight at a prodigious rate, and could accumulate astonishing amounts of body fat. They were all vegans.

[crockspot]

If you're making a couple of scrambled eggs, you could omit one of the yolks, and still end up with reasonably eggy scrambled eggs... then use the extra yolk for hollandaise sauce. lol

One of my favorite quick meals lately is to crack an egg into the skillet, immediately break the yolk, flip the egg over after a few minutes, slap a slice of cheese on top, then put that on toasted potato bread, with a little mayo and mustard.

[crockspot]

That however continues to perplex me.

How does he wipe?

Or perhaps as many do in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, he doesn't even bother?

OK, after my last post I was having a hankering for one of those egg sammiches.. but you just cured me of that Frank.

[franksolich]

OK, after my last post I was having a hankering for one of those egg sammiches.. but you just cured me of that Frank.

Sorry, sir.

But it IS something I sometimes wonder about.

[The Village Idiot]

Sorry, sir.

But it IS something I sometimes wonder about.

The rest of us are not as anthropologically curious as you obviously are Frank.

 

[RobJohnson]

That however continues to perplex me.

How does he wipe?

Or perhaps as many do in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, he doesn't even bother?

Maybe his wife just sprays him off at the car wash every so often?

[Chris]

Didn't we already have a thread on that subject?  If things are really bad, maybe a garden hose with an attachment.

[Chris]

If you're making a couple of scrambled eggs, you could omit one of the yolks, and still end up with reasonably eggy scrambled eggs... then use the extra yolk for hollandaise sauce. lol

One of my favorite quick meals lately is to crack an egg into the skillet, immediately break the yolk, flip the egg over after a few minutes, slap a slice of cheese on top, then put that on toasted potato bread, with a little mayo and mustard.

I used to work at a place that served brunch... I got stuck doing eggs.  All you prissy bastards with your egg-white omelets can go take a flying leap at a rolling baguette.

[AllosaursRus]

One of the places I sell my eggs to is one of those organic moonbat mom & pop health food stores. The lady is sweet but absolutely loony toons left. Obviously that makes her pro choice. So I tease her that I have her weekly order of chicken abortions from my happy hens...because they have the right to choose. And she's absolutely serious when she says, "Well they should!" Mind you, we're talking about chickens here. Broodiness is an instinct, not a "choice". Too bad it wasn't that way with humans.

Cindie

It's an instinct with us humans too. Problem is we have the ability to go against our instinct. Kinda makes me sad that we do things totally against our DNA. Sometimes humans make me wonder how we ever made it to the point of ruling the planet.

[delilahmused]

My grandfather raised hogs. They gained weight at a prodigious rate, and could accumulate astonishing amounts of body fat. They were all vegans.

Well at least when hogs reach a certain weight they become ham, bacon and pork chops, proving once again that just about everything is more useful than your average, extremely portly DUmmie.

Cindie

[Chris]

I love cold boiled eggs on a hot day.  Then again where I live hot means like 85f.

My mama used to put hard-boiled eggs in my lunch for school.  And she drew smiley-faces on them.

[franksolich]

The latest from the gigantic primitive:

Systematic Chaos  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-29-09 05:45 PM
Response to Reply #3
 
4. I'm very happy and comfortable with this decision I've made.

Thank you for your continued support!

Now that I'm off all my diabetic drugs, would you believe that my fasting blood sugar has yet to go over 180 eating piles of potatoes and brown rice? When I was diagnosed as diabetic it was in the 500s. Go figure!

My energy level is drastically higher now that I've all but completely abandoned the Standard American Diet (SAD) and weight is starting to come off in earnest. When I quit taking 3 doses of diuretics every day I did have a temporary 6 lb. upward spike, but in only a matter of days I erased that and more to boot.

I'm one happy high-carb diet eating diabetic now, thank ya very much!

[MrsSmith]

Why would a diabetic go on a high-carb diet.  I just don't get it, even if dieticians tend to write the diets that way.      The whole point to being diabetic is that your body no longer processes any carb correctly!! 

Mr Smith and I have argued this repeatedly.  When he finally decided to try it my way for a while, he cut back his carbs quite a bit (but not to the point of ketosis, which can be dangerous for a diabetic.)  He lost about 15 pounds and his blood sugar was normal all the time.  (He didn't manage to stick to it, so did end up on a second medication...finally is able to eat pretty normal and maintain a good count.)


To me, it's just stupid to shovel in carbs when you know you're killing your organs and nerves with high blood sugar.  Even a primitive should be able to figure that one out... 

[mamacags]

Use a gun, it is quicker.

[franksolich]

Even a primitive should be able to figure that one out... 

Oh now, madam, surely you know by now that the things primitives can't figure out is a list miles and light-years long.

[The Village Idiot]

Oh now, madam, surely you know by now that the things primitives can't figure out is a list miles and light-years long.

Whats the point of free healthcare if you plan to do the opposite of what the doctor says?