I have a prediction to make. It is going to break a lot of hearts when it happens. These things often do, as things of this nature go right to the heart, themselves. Bernie Sanders becoming president is not a matter of "if", but a matter of "when". I know that a whole lot of you will read this and go
"What? CMD have you been sipping from a radiator again?". You heard me right, you heard it here, and you heard it first.
Bernie Sanders
will be President.
If you guys look closely at the evidence, as I have, you'll only be able to come to the same conclusion. I think if we drop politics for a minute, we can all admit that he has presidential qualities, and by the end of this post, I guarantee that every caver will agree: Bernie becoming president is inevitable.
Now that I've got that off my chest, I need to answer the question the (D)Ummie asked. What should his priorities as President be. To me, this really means what hes going to get started on, on day 1. I think the best way to figure out what his priorities should be is to look into the future on what can be reasonably expected as his first day in office. So, lets look at day 1
At 6:30 am, he will wake up and brush his teeth just like you and me. At 6:45, the ord... err secret service agents will arrive to escort him to breakfast with the other patie...err his advisers.
At 6:55 Am he will have a 5 minute health care briefing with 2 of his advisers. Pre breakfast health candy will be given him to help keep his strength up. To be taken with food only. This is the first of three such briefings he will have daily for his entire term as president. With president Sanders, healthcare isn't just a right, its a commitment.
At 7 am breakfast is served.
At 7:30 the presidential party will move to another room for an intelligence briefing, lasting 3 hours. The topics for the first days intelligence briefing will be along the lines of "The Price is Right", "All of My Children", with a video presentation of "Driving Miss Daisy".
From 10:30 to noon, he will meet with his advisors on a list of topics including taking control of energy, water, rail transportation, and the enactment of a "Super Tax". Advisors have second choice of game piece obviously, so hands off the Presidents thimble.
At 12:00 break for lunch.
CMD